I don't exist. Bummer.

A constituent of Your Mayor relayed this to me, expressing doubt in my ability to exist.

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 0 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

There's inspiration for all of us in that, despite being afflicted with the crippling setback of not actually existing, I still manage to update this blog on a consistent basis. So if I can do this, you can achieve your dreams, as well! Reach for the stars!

Disclaimer: Ability to reach for the stars not available in all individuals. Consult local regulations and restrictions.