Rachel Ray and the terrorists amongst us
As you've no doubt heard, Dunkin' Donuts has pulled an ad that imperils America because it features celebrity irritant Rachel Ray wearing a scarf that has petrified some wingnuts because they think it looks like something a terrorist would wear and that means Rachel Ray wants to kill America and will cajole her minions into joining forces with her to bring Western Civilization to rubble, or something like that. (Her presence in the pop-culture landscape does a good enough job of that, I'd think.)
So thanks to Michelle Malkin for her eternal vigilance. But I've done some investigating of my own, and have found more shocking evidence of the terrorists amongst us!
Laura Bush ...
Barack Obama ...
John McCain, preparing for his reign of terror as a Panamanian strongman ...
Howard Dean, head of the Democratic National Committee ...
President Bush, declaring himself dictator for life of Africa and the rest of the world ...
And then, doing what dictators for life always do to celebrate their ascension: Supping on the blood of innocent young life forms.
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Hi All: Please sign a petition to tell Dunkin Donuts we don't believe Rachel Ray's scarf is a terrorist symbol and that we're disappointed in their decision to pull their ad and capitulate to the hysterical fringe of the right-wing blogosphere: http://www.eztrackz.com/tracking.aspx?id=85106
Thanks!
Bush eats kittehs for breakfast! I knew it!
Rachael Ray is a terrorist? Pfft. Old news.