Roger Ebert addresses today's tough issues

My favorite sentence of the day, just because it sort of seemed to come out of nowhere and also vaguely smacked of Too Much Information, comes from Roger Ebert:

"I went to AskJeeves.com and typed in 'How do female dogs masturbate?'"

It's funnier if you just let the thought linger, context-free, and just wonder what kind of weird sh!t Ebert is into these days. But, it's also funny when you know it's from Ebert's review of "Sex and the City."

It's less funny, but still kind of funny, if you read it in context.