Inspiring a nation: John McCain's green-screen challenge
A while back, Stephen Colbert asked viewers with too a whole lot of free time to take John McCain's speech on the night Barack Obama secured the Democratic Presidential nomination and, using the green screen McCain himself thoughtfully provided, work their low-tech magic. Here are a few of their contributions. Don't worry - they're all short.
Hey, I didn't know McCain was in "Deliverance," did you?
And, inevitably, given who's best with this technology, "Star Wars:"
And "Pulp Fiction," too! Man, he's everywhere, like "Forrest Gump."
McCain's even done a little Bollywood:
Given all his film appearances, it's no wonder he won an Oscar, though his acceptance speech is kind of a downer:
Speaking of "Forrest Gump," in this one, McCain is inserted, "Gump"-like, in other historical speeches:
Another one emphasizing McCain's old-timey-ness:
McCain bores kittens:
Here, McCain's given appropriate musical accompaniment while he presents his laundry list of the nation's ills:
This one, albeit somewhat clumsily, juxtaposes McCain's walking slowly away from President Bush in his speech with a "Meet the Press" appearance where he gave Bush's policies a nice big bear-hug:
That's more than enough, don't you think?

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

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