Wally (the dog) congratulates Pixar on "WALL-E's" $62.5-million opening weekend

"Well-deserved. Now, could I have just a taste of your untold wealth, since you obviously stole my name and adorability for your little blockbuster movie? Then, I could get my own place in Malibu and get away from my cheapskate owner. C'mon - it'd be a shame if something happened to that little robot of yours. You don't want to see me when I'm angry. (Yeah, they stole that one from me, too.)"

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

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