Bonus TV Press Tour jokes for those of you with the perspicacity to read this blog over the weekend

A Very Good Friend to Your Mayor responded to our post in which Barbara Niven, co-star of a gummy-looking Xmas Hallmark Channel flick, had the temerity to say, "It's about making magic, like what we did." Said friend mentioned that the quote reminded her of her aunt who, when speaking about her dog, would opine (as if actually discussing inspirational Hallmark Channel movies!), "Magic has diarrhea."

I don't think there's a more succinct description of TV Press Tour that exists.

And when I interviewed "The Soup's" Joel McHale, I asked him if there was any void left to fill by reality TV's odiousness; what sure-fire reality show had been overlooked by craven TV executives. His inspired (and not yet copyrighted) response:

"Celebrity Mohel."