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The Mad-Libs© suicide note!

Dear ________ (name of someone in the room and/or television personality),

I have decided to _______ (verb) my life. The reasons are _______ (adjective) and ________ (adjective). As you know, I recently ________ (past-tense verb) my ________ (noun), which has ________ (past-tense verb) me and my ________ (noun). It just seems that ________ (noun) isn't worth ________ (gerund).

In the past, I _______ (past-tense verb) with ease and _______ (noun). But lately, it feels like _______ (noun) has become more ________ (adjective), and it's become increasingly _______ (adjective) to _______ (verb).

_______ (adverb), I have been greatly _______ (past-tense verb) by the actions of the _______ (name of current U.S. President) Administration in the name of myself and all Americans. Rather than follow this _______ (noun) down a _______ (adjective) _______ (noun), it seems more honorable to _______ (verb) as a pre-emptive _______ (noun) as to how history will _______ (verb) _______ (noun).

I hope you _______ (verb) my ________ (noun), and that you won't think too ________ (adverb) on my _______ (noun). I ________ (verb) you, and pray that you don't ________ ________ _______ (unthinkably obscene gesture). Because _______ ________ ________ _______ (really demented turn of phrase). Plus, I _______ (past-tense verb) _______ (name of local neighborhood hobo).

________ (adverb),

________ (name of person in the room and/or television personality)