Something they didn't even bother to make so uninspiring as to really be depressing
I thought this was a fake movie poster that'd appear in a movie or TV show satirizing the listless crap oozing out of Hollywood. Astonishingly, it's not. It's playing in the eight theaters not showing "The Dark Knight" this weekend.


David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

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