Coming Soon to a T-Shirt Near You
This comes courtesy of Wonkette.com, from where I stole it:

I know I've been railing against all those "McCain is old" jokes, but this one actually made me laugh.
And this comes from Radar Online - it's the billboard that will greet Republicans arriving at the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport en route to the Republican National Convention:


David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

Thank you so much, made me LOL too!