Samantha Bee explains it all for you
Jon Stewart and Samantha Bee explained all you need to know about Jon McCain's strategy in selecting Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate (there're a few potentially dodgy words thrown in here):
Stewart: "In many ways, Governor Palin seems to be the ideological opposite of Senator Clinton."
Bee: "But she's her gynecological twin."

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

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