Carrie Bradshaw joins the sordid teen publishing empire

Naughty-minded teens, rejoice: "Sex and the City" co-creator Candace Bushnell has signed a deal for a series of books featuring the iconic character of Carrie Bradshaw as a teenager.

(These kids were doing it? Who knew?)

It'll be part of an ever-expanding universe of prurient teen literature, the contents of which parents probably go blissfully unaware, merely grateful that their kids're actually reading anything. Other similar randy series include "The A-List," "It Girl," "The Clique" and of course, "Gossip Girl."

The New York Observer found the new book series' money shot (or, at least, one of them):

"If the universe of the books is consistent with the universe of the show--and it very well may not be--readers should anticipate a scene featuring an 11th-grade Carrie sharing 'half a joint' with one Seth Bateman and then doing it with him on the Ping-Pong table in his 'smelly rec room.' At least this is how Carrie describes her origin story to Charlotte in episode 38, 'The Big Time.'"