Les Moonves wants me to be homeless and destitute
Not that I'm taking it personally, as he wants to crush the entire newspaper industry: "'One of the advantages of the Internet is we're taking money away from the newspapers,' he said gleefully."

("Once we destroy the newspapers, people won't be smart enough to know that 'Worst Week' and 'Gary Unmarried' are lame - bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!")

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

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