Whistling past the graveyard: The financial crisis explained

I did a little math, and a $700 billion bailout translates into $2,333 for every man, woman and child in America. Jon Stewart finds that CNN has an even dumber way of explaining it:

And John Oliver reports that George W. Bush has achieved the Epic Fail hat trick as far as his legacy is concerned:

"It wasn't easy. It was like finding a vein on a failure junkie."