CMT thinks TV critics are dumber than a box of Toby Keith videos
Subject header to an Email I received from CMT's publicity department:
TOBY KEITH'S HIT SUMMER FILM "BEER FOR MY HORSES" TO PREMIERE ON CMT
Fact check: After eight weeks in theaters, the film had made as of this past weekend $616,411. Either CMT has a most curious notion as to what constitutes a "hit," or they consider the people to whom they send their press releases to be one of the lesser mammals.
On the other hand, if "Beer For My Horses" continues to rake in the cash at that rate (which of course is not likely), it'll only take 131 years for the movie to match the box office take of "The Dark Knight."

(What are they drinking at CMT?)

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