Do you enjoy getting shouted at by borderline psychopaths?
If so, we may have the perfect gig for you: They're auditioning contestants for the next cycle of "Hell's Kitchen," which stars unhinged celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay as a man who copes with his anger management issues by loudly and bellicosely belittling contestants on his cooking show.

Auditions are Monday from 1-5 p.m. at The Conlin Company, 11825 Major St. Ste 106, Culver City, CA 90230. More info here. Bring ear plugs.

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