The Hollywood Reporter serves as Sarah Palin's job-search engine
The Hollywood Reporter, deciding the Presidential election is over, today looks for work for Sarah Palin, conveniently overlooking the fact that she still has a state to run. But their conceit is that Palin has a promising career on the TeeVee awaiting her; their interviewees just can't agree what genre best suits her - chat-show hostess or news pundit. (One cheeky guy suggests she get her own "Osbournes"-style reality show, while another floats the notion that she's too polarizing to succeed on television, forgetting that even in today's fragmented TV landscape, she'd still manage to land a sizable audience.)

Well, of course Fox News is going to go after her, though they'll have to pony up a pretty penny for her stylists, if not the people who advise her on policy. After all, if they're willing to pony up $10 million for Bill O'Reilly (really? was there a bidding war?), money spent on Palin and her wardrobe and makeup artist would seem a veritable bargain.
I can't really picture her going the Oprah route, but I think someone's missing a really good bet in not giving Palin a children's educational show on civics and social studies. She could have a little sock-puppet monkey sidekick and explain what it is Vice Presidents do (in her view, whatever they darn-tootin'-well want).

On second thought, I may have just described a Fox News show.

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

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