Tina Fey to plan her own space mission if Sarah Palin is elected

It's not much of a surprise to hear that although Sarah Palin has made Tina Fey's star rise even higher, Fey's not much of a fan.

In the upcoming issue of TV Guide (on newsstands Thursday), Fey says the diplomatic stuff first: "That lady is a media star. She is a fascinating person; she's very likeable. She's fun to play."

Then Fey takes off her nice gloves and insists she won't portray Palin past November, adding something that you've probably heard from elitists who haven't trekked to Alaska to stare down Russia: "If she wins, I'm done. I can't do that for four years. And by 'I'm done,' I mean I'm leaving Earth."

She might want to rethink that. That may be one of the few jobs left in America by November.