A drearily predictable item about Pamela Anderson (unless you're a 14-year-old boy, then you'll think it's really hot)

Pamela Anderson displayed her fame-bags to a live audience sitting dutifully through a taping of Fox's upcoming variety hour featuring Ozzy Osbourne and his dysfunctional clan.

(Oops, she did it again.)

Per the report:

"The buxom blonde accidentally flashed her breasts to an entire studio audience during a taping yesterday of 'Osbournes: Reloaded,' a new upcoming variety show hosted by Sharon, Ozzy, Kelly and Jack Osbourne."

Details are added by someone who was in the audience:

"The Osbournes blindfold themselves and ask the guest questions to guess who they are."

You're kidding, right? That's the set-up? For a prime-time broadcast network TV show? (And anyway, wouldn't her squeak-a-mouse voice give her away pretty quickly - to Jack, at least?)

The audience member continues:

"Pam was sprawled on the stage, but when she got up, the top half of her dress completely flopped forward exposing everything."

OK, again, wait. The Osbournes are blindfolded, but yet she has to writhe around onstage like a stripper? As my operative who sent me the link to this story put it: "Unintentional - right!"