An Email subject header that suggests how Jay Leno will be wowing 'em in in primetime

By David Kronke on December 17, 2008 10:02 PM |

SCARLETT JOHANSSON ('THE SPIRIT') RAISES MONEY FOR USA HARVEST BY BLOWING HER NOSE ON NBC'S 'THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO'

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So that's how they're going to revive the economy: with celebrity snot.

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david-kronke.jpgDavid Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place.

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