How not to promote a movie
David Letterman greeted the garrulous Joaquin Phoenix last night, who probably made people even less inclined to see his new film than they were already. Letterman ended their - well, "chat" certainly isn't the right word - with the perfect rejoinder: "Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight."
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David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place.
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