Reality TV's effects on one's self worth can be devastating

The Onion News Network can be relied upon to take on the stories that the mainstream media are afraid to touch. Here's a powerful exploration on why reality TV just might be bad for a certain segment of society. Warning: A few pretty naughty words get sprinkled into the discussion.

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And as a bonus, this one manages to be deadpan, silly and appalling all at the same time:

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