Unfair and unbalanced
Aaron Bruns, a producer at the Fox News Channel, has been arrested for having child pornography on the computer on which he no doubt also crafts his love letters to Mitch McConnell. The affidavit obtained by SmokingGun.com goes into explicit and horrific detail of just what sort of thing got this guy revved up. He was also arrested for child pornography while in college, but Fox News didn't start doing background checks until 2003, the year after he was hired. Feel free to make your own Bill O'Reilly/Andrea Mackris/falafel joke.

(Bruns, performing a ditty from the R. Kelly songbook.)
Fun fact: Bruns was named one of mediabistro.com's "Hottest Media Types."

David Kronke was appointed Mayor of Television after a bloodless coup in 2000. Since then, he has improved infrastructure, championed greater educational opportunities and fought for reforms that have utterly erased corruption and incompetence from the television industry. Since Mr. Kronke has ascended to power, Television is a far better place. 

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