Taylor's letter arrives

OK, Ryan, welcome to the Bruins! Now, get that coursework done and qualify for admission!!!!!!

Brian posts at 11:26 AM. How long before one of VB's minions rolls in with a non sequitur?

I'm fairly certain that the office plant, mini helmet, and junior college gpa are not affiliated with VB in the minion sense. Instead, they were created by others as a means of poking fun at young VB...

UB, AB, QB, and RB, WR, & the rest of the UBTA are more minion-like right?

Or is that what you meant? If it is, then VB's minions have already commented and you're asking a weird question...

So Presley has enrolled for the Winter quarter, and Taylor is going to enroll in the Spring, but what about Brehaut? Is he going to enroll in the Winter or Spring?

Amazing. People get mad that I "take over every thread with my comments and cronies," yet the topic of conversation is STILL about VB even when I don't post. You guys are weird.

Secondly, the office plant, cat, blackberry, BBQ grill, etc are NOT VB.

And there is no person by the name of AB, QB, or WR. There is only UB, OB, PB, EB, VB, GB, JB, DB and RB(uau).

And BruinFBBB, would you like to tailgate with us one time next year? I'm dead serious. I want to meet you. I want you to see that I am a good guy. Even Dohn and Painter made there way out to the UBTA. Come on, BruinFBBB, whaddaya say?

Anyway, regarding Ryan Taylor, he better not go riding ATVs with Sheller next summer. pffff...

I'm off to our office Christmas luncheon. White Elephant party. Guess what VB bought to exchange...

UB is nobody's minion!

I can see myself having a brew with you next year VB. The chances of it happening increase the more you stop acting like Dohn's groupie and inviting him golfing though.

Say hello to RB and WR for me...

white elephant gift, hmmmm....

I'd say an autographed picture of Dohn, but I know you'd never part with that.

I'll have to get back to ya!

WR?? Who in the heck is WR?

UB = Ultimate Bruin (VB's dad)
VB = Video Bruin
PB = Prodigal Bruin (VB's cousin; UB's nephew)

These three are the regular posters here from the UBTA.

Other UBTA members:

OB = Oldest Bruin (UB's bro; PB's dad; VB's Uncle)
EB = Emotional Bruin (VB's mom; UB's lovely wife)
DB = Designer Bruin (VB's Wife)
JB = Jarhead Bruin (UB's younger son - in USMC Boot Camp as we speak)
RB(uau) = Redhead Bruin (uless against Utah)(PB's wife).

So, who the heck is WR?????

Wow! UltimateHugeBruin ??? OK VB, now I have alter egos cropping up! (Although UB is unparalelled, inimitable and incomparable.)

Soon, I guess there will be UB's Office Plant, UB's Blackberry, and UB's Cat.

You all are retarded. I hope you're not grown men.

Poor Dohn.

Brian,

Do you know how many players we can enroll early? How many left over scholarship spots do we have from last year?

Brehaut is coming to UCLA in the spring. I believe UCLA has three spots to back-date to the 2008 class.

God, what a waste of time and disk space these comments have become.

Time to turn them off, Brian.

I'm guessing that since you are all family that you have each other's email addresses.
That means you can all talk to each other privately through group emails and leave this blog for discussions about UCLA athletics.

I'm honestly asking you all to just please leave your posts to such topics.

cant we just use one for the whole family??
AB-Annoying Bruins

And someone please clean my litter box :(

I love these comments. It makes everything so much more interesting.

Poor Dohn.

Poor readers.

At least I stick to FB topic of the post. Except this time.

Disk space is so cheap that it really cannot be wasted very easily...

I have no probem with talking about football... You guys are the ones who bring us up when we aren't even here and then make fake screen names in honor of us. You guys need to grow up.

TimmyD said: "I love these comments. It makes everything so much more interesting."

Yeah, if you're 15. Which is probably the mean age of VB and his/her clones.

Posters like VB, LAWYER JOHN, et al, pop up on all sorts of boards. Like viruses, they infect the boards, take them over, and ultimately destroy them.

Good luck, Brian

VB, I challenge you and your clan to only talk about football and basketball for one week.

No tailgates, no office party or vacation updates, asking where other family members are and anything personal.

I don't think you and your gene pool have the restraint.

Oh we do, we just don't want to...

We actually don't have much restraint but it's not like we're trying to hold a stallion back with this zipper, if you know what I'm saying.

Man if you don't like these comments SKIP OVER THEM!!! Don't cry about them, then you are really wasting your time. STOP CRYING.

UBTA: Keep the comments going, as Dohn Corleone would say "they give me a chuckle". Also please update your site a little more. I like it. Maybe some recipes? Tailgating Tip of the day? Lot H secrets?

To the fake VB's: You guys are pretty funny too. I think VB also thinks so as well, but only up to a point. Once we get to "VB's Q button on his Blackberry"
I think we (oopes I mean you) should stop.

VB: Do you even have a cat? Blackberry? I'm worried these people may be stockers.

I accept the challenge. I will ONLY talk about football and basketball on this blog for a week. Nothing personal. Starting... NOW...

I shall answer Jay's personal questions. Only because he asked. After that, however, nothing personal for a week.

Jay,
I have 2 cats, no blackberry. And for the sake of the blog, I shall answer no more personal questions for one week in accordance with the challenge I have been presented.

p.s. I will update www.ultimatebruin.com ASAP. I didn't think anyone was even going to the site, so I didn't bother updating it.

Although I am not considered a "stocker" I like to "stalk" VB.

Three guesses on the White Elephant gift. Here is a big hint. I am missing a couple of sticky buds.

Do the not so recently deceased get to be included in the "Clan"

Thanks

To All:

VB really gets under your skin, doesn't he? While VB has agreed to limit his comments to FB and BB for one week, believe me, that will not stop all of these VB putative alter egos.

UB, on the other hand, genrally talks sports, but will never agree to anything restricting his free speech. Only Dohn and the Daily News have control of that on this private blog. Barring a barring, I am who I am.

I am unclear on where I fit in the whole clan thing.

awesome VB glad you updated the website.
Now everyone can see us

I like male "rear ends"!

http://www.ultimatebruin.com/iWeb/Ultimate%20Bruin/Home/C418B0DA-C2AF-4E37-8D48-CDDC49576285_files/Screenshot_7.jpg

Reading this shyte is like stumbling into a late night Tupperware party...mindless drivel with tipsy girls trying to out-claw each other. I know this is the 'dead time' but can't some informative b------ come up with a bit of useful info? I want to know about the team, not about some b------'s blackberry or kitty litter box.

I agree, Aussie Bruin. Not my fault these guys are being stupid.

Honestly,
We should all get along as fans of the Bruins and only be bashing the $UC people. Not other Bruin fans. We need to stick together. In my mind UB VB and the others can't be fanatical enough. Bleed blue and gold. It's ok with me!

Not sure what everyone expects from the comment section. Dohn Corleone hardly responds in this section anyways, VB turned it into his personal blog. So hence all the croonies/family posting

I knew I liked this blog!

I find it remarkable that a post about an all-star game bowl blog note turns into this. Whatever floats your boat.

The economy is so bad that people need a break. Your blog is the best spot on the internet to get away from the doom and gloom. Everytime I visit here I end up laughing out loud as well as learning something about the Bruins.

Thanks

Dohn Corleone, you want to know how this all started? Check out the second post on this thread by "ironic poster." This could have been an intelligent thread if not for that dude riling everyone up.

Let's not point fingers little one. It takes a village to raise an idiot.

We all share the blame I mean.

So, BruinFBBB, you better show up next season to tailgate. I need you to marvel me with your infinite wisdom and teach me what's what.

there goes that bet, couldn't even make it 1 post without a reference to a tailgate.

does this mean we finally get to talk to a real-live woman? Not on the internet?? HOORAY!!!

Hey VB

Would you and the clan mind coming over to my blog and adding a little life. You have to total the last 6 days of entries to get the responses Brian got on this one entry.

Bring everyone but the dead cat, that one creaps me out.

Thanks,

Wolf? Is that really you? If you are really requesting VB to up the hit count on your blog, you must email me your request. See Dohn or Painter for my email address.

Peace out, Bruins. I'm going to add life to Wolf's blog.

Figures that a guy named Wolf would have a problem with a cat. Back in the day I woulda cleaned his clock kitty style if you know what I mean.

Just checked out VB's photo archive. With all due respect, Designer Bruin is cute. Go Bruins!

What is Dohn Corleone doing wearing a tie to VB's tailgate party?

Hey Rico Suave, DB is VB's wife. Watch what you say or else you go down.

@DB Fan

Respectfully agree...

[angry face]

Just saying, with all due respect, I congratulate you. No disrespect intended.

VB, I need to know, did Wolf really email you?

Wolf did not email me yet. But I went over to his dead blog anyway to liven it up.

... and DB fan: I forgive you

Careful, bloggers! DB is my daughter-in-law, so keep it clean and on the level!

VB, if you get Wolf's email, let me know. I'll head over to the SUC site myself.

UB, you have a very nice tan and olive skin. With all due respect, you are kind of cute and very good-looking.

I Confess it was me not Wolfie

But wait maybe I am Wolfie

Wolf doesn't respond to posts on his own blog, it's a safe bet he doesn't for this one either.

I ain't gonna lie. Emotional Bruin is a hottie.

With all due respect, Jarhead Bruin is a hottie! Don't ask, don't tell! Thank you for your service to our country. Semper Fi, brother!

Perhaps it is not appropriate, at this point, but I would like to comment on Brian's OP.

I am quite excited to have Ryan join the Bruin Family! Congratulations Ryan! Looking foward to seeing you contribute to the success of the program!

PB

Designer Bruin Fan, give me your email and maybe we can meet up sometime. VB doesn't last the longest...

Cougar sayz RAWR!!!1

UBTA - if you don't know who the sucker at the table is...guess what??