I’m baaaaaaack!

  • Anonymous

    Waste of time. He is gone.

    So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, good night,
    I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.
    So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, adieu,
    Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.

    So long, farewell, Au’voir, auf wiedersehen,
    I’d like to stay and taste my first champagne
    So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, goodbye,
    I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye,
    Good bye

    I’m glad to go,
    I cannot tell a lie.
    I flit, I float,
    I fleetly flee, I fly.

    The sun has gone to bed and so must I
    So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye,

  • The Screw

    Stan please come back and give us a hand (no pun intended)on the Oline. We need the help man!

  • Bailey

    Not going down without a fight. Love it.

    How can anyone say no to Norm Chow?

  • joe

    i tell u dorrell haters again
    kd waz a much bettr recruiter than crn an chow
    dw iz also gone and we r dead
    it suks

  • Anonymous

    I hope chow takes him a jersey with his name on it! and also a big bag of money! pull out all the stops, we gotta nail down this ace in the hole!

  • VB

    Maybe VB should go visit Mr. Hasiak. I’ll convince him to come.

    Maybe the Ace in the Hole is a date with Kristen from the dance team.

  • VB

    By the way, Kristen from the dance team was JB’s dream girl. She is the one who is the captain this season.

    JB graduates boot camp in 25 days… Maybe OB can finally hook him up with her…

  • Aussie Bruin

    I am still weeping buckets of anguished tears from reading that beautiful poem/song/lyric submitted by ms Anonymous. I…I…excuse me…I have to slip behind the curtain and blow my nose.

  • UB (Ultimate Bruin)

    JB will only have USMC things on his mind . . . . Righhhhht! Maybe she’ll like a man in uniform, VB!

  • Anonymous

    from http://www.spirit.ucla.edu/current_squad/member_profile.aspx?ID=44

    “I would love to dance professionally and work in the entertainment industry or as a physical therapist and nutritionist. Eventually I hope to settle down with my dream husband and enjoy a happy loving family!”

    maybe JB is her dream husband, i say Dohn does a Q&A with Kristin this week to find out!

  • Aussie Bruin

    I’ve said before. I’ll say it again. This blog is getting silly. And we all know what happens to silly blogs. They keep getting sillier and sillier. Where will it all lead? When will it all end? As Graham Chapman once said, “Nobody enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except my wife.” So, my advice is to stop it…and stop it now. One more silly comment and Brian will burn his Rutgers letter-sweater.

  • Not VB but an incredible re-creation

    I’m a little confused, does anyone from the UBTA actually attend or graduate from UCLA?

  • Anonymous
  • The Don Key

    The Donkey believes that Stan Hasiak will be in bruin blue for this upcoming football season.

    The Donkey knows that all bruin fans who chose to belittle the young man will eventually “eat crow.”

    The Donkey wants to once again state, that despite any efforts the bruins make this recruiting season, they will still be a mid tier team in the Pac-10.

  • Bill Jomes from RSM

    “Still be a mid tier team in the Pac 10” NO – this is why we fired CKD. The Dream Team is to have us competing for Pac 10 titles. Recruits should be flocking here, something is wrong. We need help.

  • Anonymous

    maybe we should recruit the spirit squad member (http://www.spirit.ucla.edu/current_squad/member_profile.aspx?ID=49) to play FB!

  • The UCLA mini helmet fka VB’s Office Plant

    BOHICA Bruins

  • VB

    Both UB and OB are 1979 graduates of UCLA. They are the founders of the UBTA.

  • VB’s 80’s Flashback

    Thanks for the clarification VB. You are one righteous dude.

  • UB (Ultimate Bruin)

    Yes, I did attend UCLA. VB is my first issue. I am intelligent, witty and hate SUC. Anything else?

  • VB’s 80’s Flashback

    UB – Don’t be a hater, man. It just keeps you down. We are all just a small piece of the whole cosmos. Briuns and Trojans dreaming for a better day.

  • UB (Ultimate Bruin)

    Sorry Flashback, but SUC (sic) in se malum est

  • The Real Househusband of OC

    This thread is getting a little out of hand. BJ of RSM you need to get a reality check and the VB Posse needs to cut back on the caffeine.

  • VB’s 80’s Flashback

    You may say I’m a dreamer,
    but I’m not the only one,
    I hope some day you’ll join us,
    And the world will be as one.

    P.S. Wendell Tyler is not a Hater
    Bill Walton is not a Hater
    Ken Norton is not a Hater
    Lew Alcindor is Not a Hater
    Jim Morrison was not a Hater

  • Anonymous

    gettem chow!! yeehaawww!!


    Norm Chow = ACE IN THE HOLE

  • EXbruins

    dont encourage any interviews or pics of song/dance/cheer girls on this blog….go to suc’s blog for that…scott wolf loves that garbage and looking at pictures of young girls

  • Anonymous

    Maybe Chow should mention that Cal just tried to hire Palcic. If Cal is so great a coaching offensive lineman, why do they want UCLA’s coach?

  • anonymous

    Hey EXbruins,

    You seriously need to lighten up. There’s nothing wrong with pictures of girls who are clearly “of age” and love to perform in public for the betterment of the UCLA sporting experience. No need to be so sanctimonious (or such a prude.)

  • The UCLA mini helmet fka VB’s Office Plant

    Norm Chow is semi-retired using his State employment healthcare benefits to get set for retirement. Also nice that he can go on a “recruiting trip” to Hawaii. Most everyone else would call it a vacation, but Norm makes a couple of quick stops and it is all paid for. Great deal if you can get it. Too bad none of today;s players really know who he is.

  • Joe

    Man, the freaks really come out in this section.

  • VB’s 70’s Flashback

    Hey Joe, said now
    Where you gonna run to now?
    Where you gonna run to?
    Hey Joe, I said where you gonna run to now?
    Where you, where you gonna go?
    Well, dig it


    Maybe “Ace in the hole” is a contract extension for Chow beyond the initial 3 years?


  • Anonymous

    If Norm Chow could recruit he would have gotten the Stanford head coaching job.

  • The Scale

    Chow and Stan can bond over how they’re both overweight.

  • Aussie Bruin

    This is definitely turning into a serious anti-Bruin blog, Sucsters coming out of the woodwork everywhere, but somehow it’s like the smell of napalm in the morning, I love it!! Hit us with your best shot, Sucsters! We greet the New Dawn. Change and Challenge! Yeah, baby! Bruins will rool in 3 years. Get used to it, you effing losers!!!

  • Anonymous

    I love that fact that there are so many UCLA haters that actually log in to the “UCLA BLOG” just to talk trash.

    Thank you guys, it really shows how much you envy UCLA and that you spend most of your day leaving these stupid comments.

    You guys are probably Jobless USC grads who have nothing to do.

    Nice to be the highest ranked university in Southern California. Highest ranked in undergrad, and any other graduate school.

    THANK YOU!!!

  • Chow

    We’re here because we hate Wolf.
    Dohn is soooo much better.

  • VB’s 80’s Flashback

    Fellow Bruins

    Don’t be Haters. This blog is like art, just sit back and let if flow. Later tonight we are going to put Flashdance in the Betamax and chill.

  • John Cusack as Lloyd Dobler

    To know Norm Chow is to love him. Stan Hasiak is about to know him.

  • Dissed in the Malibu

    Norm sat across him at the mall. They ate together. They shared a physical event.

  • awesomebruin

    VB’s 80’s Flashback: LOL that was hella funny bro!!!!! is that an alter ego of VB or a VB hater? whichever the case, thats good stuff LOL

  • TorBear

    This can’t be right. Bruin fans have been telling Cal fans for a week now that Hasiak changed his commitment from UCLA to Cal because he can’t meet UCLA’s stringent requirements for athletes.