Sage advice
I asked Rick Neuheisel what last-minute advice he'll have for Kevin Prince on Saturday.
Neuheisel is keeping it simple: ``relax and enjoy.''
Now you play coach. What words of wisdom would you use with Prince, who makes his debut as a college football quarterback, before you tap him on the helmet and send him out for on his first series?
Kevin, no matter how poorly you perform, you can't play worse than our QB's did last year.
"No UCLA QB has ever lost to SDSU."
Just imagine the other team's not wearing any clothes.
"Kevin, today is the first day of the rest of your life."
"water sucks...it really, really sucks!"
How long until Slick Neu-weasel tears into Prince on the sideline? I bet 5 minutes into the first quarter
Be in the moment.
Win one for the Gipper!
"If you lose, you're out of the family!"
- Homer J. Simpson
"I wouldn't have ordered the Super Deluxe Burrito for lunch, but that's just me."
Stay away from that Jezebel, Jill Painter!
Our guys are wearing blue
Football is different from life. There's no room for losing in football.
Now go out there Prince and "relax and enjoy."
"No pressure, but if you throw an interception, I'm sending LeGarrette Blount after you..."
"Try not to suck."
Don't stress, it could be worse, you could be a trojan!!!
"Punting is NOT winning."
"Please don't stare too long at the one guy you plan on throwing the ball to."
"Please don't stare too long at the one guy you plan on throwing the ball to."
"Plastics!"
KenWalker said:
How long until Slick Neu-weasel tears into Prince on the sideline? I bet 5 minutes into the first quarter
Great another SC troll on here.
If you feel like you wanna throw up, don't bother coming to the sideline.
I love CRN but last season when he would yell at Kevin Craft after every interception I don't see how he was supporting the "relax and enjoy" bit.
"Hey look over there, it's John Candy!"
"Whatever you do... please don't get hurt"
At Halftime: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
haha, i second maltbaa and lakewoodbruin
I don't understand why it's such a big deal that Rick would get in Craft's face after SO MANY poorly thrown balls and bad decisions. This is D1 football for crying out loud.
"Kevin, please don't do something that will make me scream at you like a mad man on national TV."
nice to see the university of south cenral fans on here. dont you guys have a car to jack?
"Kevin, it's just like when you were a junior in high school, only these guys are bigger, stronger, and faster, and they're gonna want to hurt you. Bad. Otherwise, it's just the same. Really."
"Kevin, we win, I'm gonna buy you a Johnnie's pastrami. We lose, you're gonna buy me a mighty fine dinner in Malibu."
"Kevin, show that Barkley doofus that YOU ARE L.A.'s QB!"
"So help me, if I have to send Kevin Craft back out there, don't bother coming back to practice on Monday!"
Everyone's free to wear sunscreen.
Play better than I did when I was a scab for the Chargers