Check out the first batch of weekly answers…

1) Does Neuheisel drive an expensive car, or is he modest? Howland?
Not sure about Neuheisel. Howland drives a beautiful car, but considering his status and pay, I would definitely consider it modest. If I made that money, I’d drive a Bentley. With a driver. Named Morgan Freeman.

2) Did you congratulate VB yet on becoming a father? His wife gave birth to “LB” (“Little Bruin”) on 04/15/2010. Perhaps, it means “Linebacker Bruin!” – UB (Ultimate Bruin)
I did not, but I will now: CONGRATS DUDE! Very awesome.

3) Have you seen the Wear twins play? Would they make a good fit in Howland’s system? Is Howland interested? -GD
Yes, I have seen the Wears play, and they would be a great fit in any system. I have very high regard for them as players.

4) Why cant you buy beer in Thousand Oaks after midnight? Do you support these draconian practices? – Anonymous
Because Thousand Oaks is run by 90-year-olds who want me to be unhappy. That’s what I think, at least. And no, I do not support such policies.

5) Hey Jon – Have you heard anything regarding the NCAA and their U$C investigation? They said they’d announce the results 6-8 weeks after their February meeting and that was over 10 weeks ago. Glaciers move faster than these guys! (and thanks for all your hard work!) – Bruintx
Coming soon, my friend, coming soon.