Quotables: Richard Brehaut

Richard certainly is a leader of the "ya know" crowd!

You know, you are totally right. Jon, tell Richard about his verbal tick. My gut tells me that is going to be our starting QB in the near future (considering our injury luck) and I don't, you know, what him, to, you know, sound like he is from, you know, the valley, you know? Especially when he is giving his ESPN interview after beating SUC this year.

YOU CAN GET THAT MONKEY OFF YOUR BACK, JON! THE READERS HAVE MOVED ON TO CORRECTING ATHLETES' GRAMMAR NOW!

MAZEL TOV!

But really, the "you know" thing does come across as a tad juvenile.

He can say "you know" 24/7 who cares, as long as he delivers them passes and runs the offense like he did yesterday at the scrimmage. Richard Brehaut rocks!!

Darius Bell has the same problem.

You know, he's testing our knowledge. He's really asking, "Do you know?" He is constantly challenging us to re-evaluate our assumptions and ask ourselves what we really know. He is posing an important moral and spiritual question for us all, in this day and age, etc etc. :)

Can Richard and Darius, like, throw the rock? I mean, like, ain't that important? They still kids, know what I mean?...an they doin their best, brah, right? So, I'd cut them a lil slack, know what I mean?..an just let the boys grow up, like, it's waaaay early for them yet to learn speaking skills, right? An, hey, 'Anonymous Number 1', dawg, like, I think you maybe meant to write the word 'want' rather than the word 'what' in the second sentence of your puerile attempt to ridicule a future UCLA football star. Dawgs in glass houses shouldn't throw too many rocks, unless of course, they the football kind an go for long TDs...know what I mean? Just sayin.

"You know, he's testing our knowledge. He's really asking, "Do you know?" He is constantly challenging us to re-evaluate our assumptions and ask ourselves what we really know. He is posing an important moral and spiritual question for us all, in this day and age, etc etc."

Hilarious!

That, my friends, is why Prince is the starter and not your beloved Brehaut. Prince has the brains to grasp the handbook, while Brehaut..... well..... you know....

I think I counted 40 "you knows" in that 3 minute clip. Did anyone else get a different count? That was almost worst that Allen Iverson's "practice" clip.