White, Neuheisel officially Bruins

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UCLA head coach Rick Neuheisel just introduced two official new recruits: Torian White and Jerry Neuheisel, whom he expects to grayshirt. More coming after the press conference.


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Spencer Author Profile Page said:

YES!

Rich said:

So I guess Jerry's scholarship won't count until he enrolls in January 2012 (not in the fall with this 2011 class), thus not burning a scholie on him in this 2011 class?

bruinfan627 said:

I see what you did there. That's funny.

Anonymous said:

Best news of the day! Nice kick in the balls to SuC, by Torian.

Did they get a LOI from White?

Reformed Droog Author Profile Page said:

I believe White is signed, sealed and delivered.

Bob said:

Boy did we kick the #4 recruiting class usc right in the nads for someone they weren't even high on. Oregon kicked them a heck of a lot harder.

MichaelRyerson Author Profile Page said:

I said this last year and I'm going to say it again, never ever doubt Neuheisel on signing day. he has his weaknesses, like the rest of us but when the day rolls around there isn't anyone in the country who more consistently pulls a quality class together.

Stan Author Profile Page said:

www.footballscoop.com posted that Rocky Seto has accepted the DC job.

Trojan 70 Author Profile Page said:

Congratulations guys, Rick's signed up. He will be awesome...White had his head up his ass, you will love Seto, this is almost too funny...

BruinFaithful Author Profile Page said:

Condom 70:

You back again? You sound like a woman scorned. He doesn't want YOU, move on, like a gentleman, no need to bad mouth him now. So on your way back to your hole, stop by Reggay's house, and pick up some bail money for Mustain and Griffen. Does any school have more felons?

How sweet it is to watch the Skirts get punked on National TV. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! He lubed you skirts up real nice.

Enjoy the beat down at Pauley!!!!

"Real Men don't wear skirts"

BruinFaithful Author Profile Page said:

Condom 70:

BTW, way to knock one of your own Alumni in Seto. Like I always say, the only Condoms that stick together are used ones.

CHEAT ON!!!!

Trojan 70 Author Profile Page said:

BruinFaithful - you poor bastard - having to get some enjoyment out of some kid who has no idea. Watch the "skirts" as you call them enjoy a #4 recruiting class and you poor buggars enjoy #77. The beat down at Pauley - that is rich - how have the last four contests gone down? Get real and remove head from rear end - you folks stink!!

Anonymous said:

Truth about Torian White is, he saw all the great linemen who signed with USC, saw the handwriting on the wall ("I will be on the scout team, Daddy") and decided to focus on the junior varsity team in Westwood.

Trojan 70 Author Profile Page said:

Update for Bruin Jack Off - As of of 7:25 this evening, ESPN scorecard on this recruiting class ranks USC #1, UCLA # 115. Check it out loser - enjoy your football program the next 4 years. Hey, you got Rick's kid - it all good :) This is too funny...

U niversity of S econd C hoice said:

Hey Toejam.

You're still a condom. Forever will be. I guess that rejection letter from UCLA still burns, huh? Bitter much? Trollin' around UCLA blogs. Ha, ha! Once a loser, always a loser. Good luck in life -- you'll need it. :P

BruinFaithful Author Profile Page said:

Condom 70:

What have all those great recruiting classes done for you? By my count, you were 8-5 last year, and only 7 points away from being 5-8, against one of the weakest schedules.

The problem with you Condoms is that you still think you are relevant on national scale in FB. Heck, you're not even relevant in the Pac 12 anymore.

If you were intelligent and not just some jock sniffer, you would know that those class rankings are meaningless mostly based on size, rather than overall quality or filling specific needs. In an effort to game the system, surprise, you Skirts took 30 commits, almost double our 16. No kidding your rating is going to be much higher than ours, just on size alone, Ricky Retardo.

Besides size, your average rating was only 3.36 stars. The lowest in years, and you missed on many positions of need.

BTW, you do realize that if the NCAA denies your appeal they could make you start serving your Scholie penalty immediately, right? Which means half your commits would be left without scholies and making this the second time Lame and Ogre have lied to recruits about NCAA penalties.

So Grandpa, please stop believing EVERYTHING you read on the internet. Obama is NOT going to get rid of your MediCare. I know you're probably in bed by now, but please remember not to bother me while I'm at work. Somebody has to pay for your MediCare and Social Security.



BruinFaithful Author Profile Page said:

Update for Condom 70:

As of 11:40 this evening, UCLA spanked the Condoms at Pauley.

Oh, and those 4 contests you spoke of had NO bearing on tonight's result, or the fact that you are still a LOSER!!!!

BruinFaithful Author Profile Page said:

Anon Condom @ 7:25pm:

"Hell hath no fury like a Condom scorned?"

Trojan 70 Author Profile Page said:

Bruin Jackoff Faithful - you don't even know how to use a condom, you probably use a sock. If you have a dime, which I doubt, or can read, doubt that as well read today's LA Times article about your recruiting class. It says it all - 4 and 8 ain't it great LMAO

BruinFaithful Author Profile Page said:

Condom 70:

Oh, dumb Condoms like you are easy to use. I use them everyday.

However, like a typical Condom, again, you have skirted all my questions.

Congratulations, you signed a good, mostly large class. You still haven't answered how you are going to get them all on campus, especially if the NCAA forces you to start your scholie limit this year. Are you going to leave them out in the cold? Signing recruits and getting them enrolled on campus are two different things. I bet that great LA Times article didn't tell you that. Maybe you need it to, since you are too dumb to figure it out on your own and believe everything you read. I really hope the NCAA punishes your arrogance by forcing you to cut your scholies immediately. Criminals shouldn't be allowed to choose when to start their sentence.

BTW, the LA Times isn't a dime anymore Grandpa. It's called inflation. You actually don't have to pay for it anymore. You can get it for free online, because everybody knows what a garbage publication it is. Most people use it as litter box liner, but you probably use it to line your Depends, for those embarrassing moments.

You Condoms seem to have these highly rated recruiting classes every year. So what? You are the picture of underachievement. 8-5 before the dive. You LOSERS can't even beat ND anymore.

You seriously going to sit there and question my literacy? Look at your freaken grammar Grandpa. Nice Figueroa Tech education.

I still don't understand why you are here. If you are SO great, why are you here? Why don't you go tell somebody who cares. Go circle jerk with your old skirt Frat Boys. Make sure you bring plenty of LA Times.

Trojan 70 Author Profile Page said:

bruin faithful jackoff - gee, you don't like the LA Times newspaper, how about Scout.com, is that high tech enough for you? Funny thing, it says the same thing listing the biggest losers on Recruiting Day - yes that's right, your proud alma mater leads the way on a national basis. Congratulations. Generally I don't comment on this crappy blog, but I do like to bring delusional baby blue brubabes back to earth on their athletic program, especially football. You are obviously not very well read otherwise you would know how the mighty Trojans are blowing off the scholarship limitations. Get out a little bit baby blue brubabe and read something, maybe a newspaper! What is it now, ucla loses to USC ten out of the last eleven meetings in football? I think our recruiting rankings over the last decade tell the story, and yes we are still very relevant on a national scale as the results from Tuesday indicate. So if you think we are not relevant, what in the world is ucla? Worthless as tits on a bull - that is the ucla football program. Lose on little baby blue brubabe...

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