It took a couple days but here’s the last batch of football questions.

Q: Was the reason the soft serve machine suddenly stopped working again a strategy by the athletic department to bring Soft Servegate back to the forefront as a preemptive strike to deflect attention away from the impending debut of 2009 Song Girls?

A: Quite a theory we have there. I never thought of it, but anything to deflect attention at USC.

Q: Do you know who voted USC #1 in the last AP poll? What do you know about this pollster?

A: Pete DiPrimioThe Fort Wayne News-Sentinel.