When the Girls Aloud tour wraps up, maybe we can get Caesar to invite them to perform after a game at the Coliseum? Who’s in?!?!

Q: Harpoon Harry said:
If the USC basketball team is sanctioned, cannot field a team, etc, what happens to the Trojan Dance Force?

A: The dance force would be transitioned over to football games, where the crowd would be forced to witness innovative routines to current music.

Q: bsingleton said:
Is it merely a matter of time before the out of touch Song Girl regime jumps onboard the Girls Aloud bandwagon and has the Song Girls perform routines of Girls Aloud songs? In that scenario, should we not stick to the original and still the best version rather than a thinly-veiled inferior imitation?

A: Always go with the original. Remember to copy Girls Aloud, they need the band to play a Girls Aloud song. I think GA are a little too modern for the band’s playlist.

Q: Brad’03 said:
The 4th of July is fasting approaching so what have you heard about how the former Song Girls from the 2000s are going to outdo last year’s 4th of July bash that featured Dong Bongs and girl on girl action? When should we expect the pictures to hit the Internet?

A: This is the type of event where you guys always let me know first.