About Those Violations

The Onion tackles USC’s NCAA sanctions and lists its own violations. Here’s my favorite:
“Review of incident reveals that USC did a pretty good job (messing) with Lane Kiffin, so the NCAA will reduce the bowl-eligibility penalty by one year.”

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  • Sam Gilbert

    Ok, some of those were just funny. Especially the Kiff comment.

  • arealrascal

    BRUIN TROLLS, hate to burst your bubble, but the Onion is parody. However, it does some very funny stuff, and I especially think its SportsCenter knockoffs on YouTube are comedy gold.

  • To arealrscal, comedy gold is your football program.

  • oregon111

    because of sanctions to usc & oklahoma, Oregon has an undefeated season in 2005 and another pac10 championship

    thanks Reggie