• spedjones

    Just ask Janzen Jackson how hard it is to get kicked off a Lane Kiffin team… You might be able to contact him using Dillon Baxter’s phone if you can find it.

  • sdog

    Actually the players were suspended for the fall quarter and will miss the entire football season. If they maintain good behavior, they may be able to enroll for the winter quarter which starts in January.

  • I DIg Go Go Girls

    It’s ucla football, does it really matter who they have ro don’t, they still SUCK

  • 13-9

    3 months? Come on Scott, at least try to appear to know what you’re writing about.

  • JAG

    “Whether they are allowed to enroll for Winter Quarter will be determined at a later date. That decision will be based on several factors, including their behavior.”

    Several factors? What are the other factors? Team depth at LB, WR and CB? Available schollies remaining after Neuheisel’s annual “transfer” campaign?

  • scinsc5

    worse usc QB, booty or corp?

    ucla is in the depths of a tollner/larry smith/hackett inglorious football tenure. next ucla coach?…will butch davis move anywhere from NC?

    how long before usc catches ucla in men’s basketball? seems like howland is choking bigtime.

    can anyone recommend a good place to find ucla softball recruiting news?

  • Sam Gilbert

    They’ll be back on the team by the time their season starts and this won’t steal anymore purses as soon as their booster starts coming in.

  • Trojan Conquest

    What is the point of keeping them out of school? If they’re going to be reinstated in the spring, why not allow them to get an education during the fall?

  • bibs

    Peetey could have found a way to save their sorry asses,like he did for so many others.UCLA is not a school that lacks institutional control.

  • datrout

    BREAKING NEWS STORY OUT OF WESTWOOD!!!

    RICH NEUHEISEL ANNOUNCED A NEW TESTING TOOL FOR ALL UCLA FOOTBALL “RECRUITS” (HAR, HAR!)

    THE NEW DRILL, DESIGNED BY COACH NEUHEISEL HIMSELF, IS CALLED: “THE 100 METER SNATCH AND DASH”. THE DRILL WORKS LIKE THIS: RECRUITS, PAIRED IN GROUPS OF (3) ARE DRIVEN AROUND THE UCLA CAMPUS UNTIL THEY FIND A FRAIL FEMALE COED. THE (3) “RECRUITS” THEN LUNGE UPON THE UNSUSPECTING FRAIL FEMALE COED WHEREBY THEY ATTACK, MAME & DISLODGE THE PURSE FROM THE FRAIL FEMALE COED’S GRASP AND THEN THEY RUN AWAY, AS FAST AS THEY CAN.

    ALTHOUGH THE INITIAL GROUP OF (3) FAILED THE DRILL COACH NEUHEISEL SAID HE BELIEVES IN THE DRILL AND WILL CONTINUE TO UTILIZE IT FOR ALL INCOMING UCLA “RECRUITS”. HOWEVER, THE COACH DID STATE THAT IN ORDER TO MAKE IT MORE LIKELY THAT HIS “RECRUITS” WILL SUCCEED IN THE DRILL THEY WILL NO LONGED UTILIZE FRAIL FEMALE COED’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE AS MUCH OR MORE ATHLETIC ABILITIES THAN ANY (3) UCLA FOOTBALL “RECRUITS” AND THEREFORE COMING VICTIMS WILL BE THE INFIRMED & ELDERLY.

  • usctrojanmarkus

    ucla = ugly

  • spedjones

    Remember when Sanchez was arrested on suspicion of rape? That was funny. Remember when Eric Wright was arrested for rape? Remember RayRay and his battery charge? Griffen and Campbell? Recall back to Marcel Brown? And the list goes on… I think UCLA and its 3 dumb purse snatchers will be fine. Sanction ON! Now, somebody please get me a Range Rover!

  • Coach Rick Neuheisal

    Hey Sped – I and the rest of the UCLA athletic dept. would like you to stop mentioning Dillon Baxter’s phone… turns out it was stolen by the Richardson/Shirley gang.

  • in sheep’s clothing

    they should’ve tried the alameda swap meet if they found new purses too expensive

  • spedjones

    well, we know that Dillon wishes he would have held off on his SC commit (I’m not sure anyone at SC looks dummer in the aftermath of NCAA sanctions than the guy who went on TV and specifically said that Lane told him there’d be no sanctions imposed), but what’s he doing eating at UCLA?

  • spedjones

    dummer, of course, spelled specifically for trogans.

  • bazinga

    If these boys do come back, I wonder how many purses will be tossed onto the field when they hit the road this fall?

  • WESTWOOD ROB

    The turth is going to come out, and everybody at UCLA is going to be in teh clear, because obviously it’s the purse that was racist.

    I saw this exact same thing on an episode of Law & Order that Mother let me watch one night.

  • datrout

    LOL! Spedjones (a.k.a reacharound)UCLA FELONS, FELONS, FELONS! HA,HA,HA,HA! DB did not eat at UCLA, he ate at SC and went to UCLA to take a dump on the desk of Rick Neuheisel.

    RB’s (stupid) family got (3) years of free rent. Now the (3) UCLA recruits are also gonna get some free free rent too! Probably more like 5-10!

    Here’s a fact: RICK NEUHEISEL WENT TO MISSION BAY HS TO BEG, ACTUALLY BEG, DB TO PLEASE CONSIDER ALLOWING THE UCLA FOOTBALL STAFF THE PRIVLEDGE OF COMING TO DB’S HOUSE TO BEG HIM TO PLEASE CONSIDER UCLA. FACT!

    DB’s response: “What? You want to beg me to come to UCLA?….Uh, no”. How pathetic. UCLA football will finish 4-8, Neuheisel will get fired and land a TV commentating job on ESPN 8.

    UCLA has become such a poor state run school. The APR scores for itS football team are in the bottom third of the PAC 10 (and now both Colorado & Utah are both ahead of them as football teams go), their thug recruits show their true selves and are about to hit the slammer, their coaching staff has to resort to BEGGING players for the opportunity to beg them even more just to consider UCLA.

    And, at the end of the day if a football player DOES actually make it through UCLA no one in the NFL wants them because their skills are sub par and they are second rate players with a degree (MAYBE) from a hack second rate state run college that has ZERO prestige or appeal.

    A degree from UCLA should come wound on a card board tube and cut into small 4″ x 4″ white cotton squares and sold with all the other toilet paper because thats what you might as well do with a degree from UCLA. Wipe your can with it and flush it down the Bruin.

    Nice to see that the football team at Cal State San Quenton just landed (3) new players thanks to the efforts of the UCLA football dept!

  • spedjones

    always enjoy hearing from you trout. where’s Baxter’s phone again? If it’s ever found, maybe use it to call US News, BusinessWeek or any other publication that ranks institutions of higher learning and USC to see who stands where in the world of educational prowess. I hear KUSI is replaying Baxter’s commitment interview daily – “Coach Kiffin told me there won’t be any sanctions….Coach Kiffin told me there won’t be any sanctions….” At least Seantrel waited long enough to pull back. Poor Baxter is stuck with Lame the Liar for a long 4 years. Cheat, er I mean Sanction ON!

  • NOBS

    What a joke. Ricky is grandstanding. None of those fools would have played anyway.

  • datrout

    spedjones (a.k.a.) “reacharound”. Only an idiot, like yourself, would think a player goes to a football program to play in bowl games! But what to expect from a UCLA mook. Obviouslly DB could care less about the sanctions as doe NONE of the other recruits from his class! If you really want to feel sorry for anyone, direct your sympathies to the poor thugs also know as UCLA football players (LOL!!!). Can you imagine? They are in a SUCK program with a TWICE convicted cheat in Neuheisel “we will win”…”its a new ball game in LA now” who can’t get ANY talent to go to Westwood even with Norm Chow on his staff! THAT’s pathetic!

    You see reacharound, PLAYERS go to get drafted. But, what would anyone who likes UCLA football know about being drafted to play at the next level? Nothning.

    And, the facts are that even on probation USC will win more games (beating UCLA in football & basketball), have a better APR, OWN LA, send more players to the NFL, have better recruits, better coaches, a MUCH better school (US NEWS!!).

    UCLA has NOTHING going for it. Pathetic football team, coach about to get fired (after this season 4-8)and falling APR scores for the football team. Plus, its a state run school that hands out diplomas that mean nothing.

    Poor little fella, I know reality must be a hard pill for you to swallow. Just snuggle up with your Ricky Neuheisel dolly and pull the string as you fade off to sleepy time and more dreams of UCLA glory….we will win…it’s a new ball game in LA”…”why did DB run for 400 yards and 5 TD’s against us as a freshman…..”

  • spedjones

    LOL, trout. Let’s talk in a few years when SC’s scholarships are at a minimum and the O-line is filled with a bunch of undersized freshmen. I’m sure Baxter will love playing behind them and it won’t impact his performance at all… Haha, it’s a sad day when Seantrel is actually the smartest recruit in SC’s bunch…