Tried rooting for the Pac-10 and in typical bRuin fashion, a let down.

Fight on!

Sorry, guys, I root for the Pac-9 (sans ucla). As a kid I liked SC and ucla, but that changed from my experiences at Pauley Pavilion. The arrogance of basketball fans is worse, much worse, than even footballers because there is so much more scoring, and thus many more opportunities to whoop, holler, and generally rub it in to the opposing team, especially if that team is USC.

I recall one time when SC was getting particularly waxed, losing by about 35 or 36 points, and some middle-aged female bruin was screaming, “Make it 40, make it 40!”

Or the one time SC had an NCAA playoff game which unfortunately was played at Pauley, and the bruins were rooting for the Back East team so vehemently that it helped them to a victory over my Trojans.

I don’t hate anything, it is bad for one’s health. But I just love to see the bruins lose, even if it is to a school I could care less about, namely, USC (South Carolina that is)

It was a great game last night, but alas, I did enjoy watching the Bruins lose. How about the guy (first baseman) who made a error allowing a run and then slammed his hand against the bench and had to be removed from the game? Bright guy! I root for the Pac 10 as well, especially against the SEC, but based on all the venom that has been spewed on this website by Westwood Rob and his friends etc, it was refreshing to see the Bruins (some of them at least) cry like little boys after losing. Hey Rob, who has 12 NCAA championships in baseball, and who has 0? Have a good day.

USC beats fUCLA…again. Bruins had to know they were in trouble when they had to get past USC to win the College World Series. USC wins the National Championship. fUCLA scores 2 runs in 20 innings.
The bRuins suffered from the thrill of victory (2B injured in celebratory pile) and the agony of defeat (1B punches wooden bench). Maybe fUCLA should have added a few softball ringers to the squad.

FROM THE DESK OF RALPH VON ALBERTSON, ESQ.

Good morning, Bruins. This is a communication from Ralph Von Albertson, Esq., Stanford 95, 99.

A few days ago, I informed your cross-town rivals via a posting on Wolfs blog that I have been utterly disgusted by certain comments I have seen among his readerships illiterate musings. I am well aware that there are many among you who avidly follow the news about USCs depraved football program on Wolfs blog, like a lonely and jealous spinster eavesdropping on a passionate argument between her lovely young neighbor and a roguish paramour, so I expect that my previous letter has already reached many Bruins.

Nonetheless, I suppose there may be some among you who are content to read only Golds blog, so this letter will serve to communicate to you my non-negotiable demand namely, that all of you cease and desist from citing, discussing, posting links to, or otherwise referencing an absurd, detestable farce of a survey from a bottom-feeding website calling itself topuniversities.com.

While you Bruins may rejoice in offending USC fans with this so-called poll, due to the rather low ranking it bestows upon USC, you cannot imagine how offended I am to find that this wretched survey ranks my beloved Stanford in 16th place behind both Cornell and Duke, a hotel school and the pet project of a tobacco baron!

In particular, I must single out the confused fellow who posts under the monikers Bruin Rob and UCLA Rob and Westwood Rob as the primary offender, as he has posted links to this moronic survey repeatedly and shamelessly. I prevail upon you, UCLA fans, if there are any among you left with honor and decency, to use whatever influence you possess to bring an immediate halt to Robs disgraceful behavior.

As for whether UCLA should outrank USC in academics (however you Bruins and Trojans may abuse that word), I leave that for you to debate; as I told the Trojans, it is no more important to me than the question of whether my gardener is smarter than my dog. (For those who are curious, I suspect that the answer would be el perro, if you catch my meaning).

For that matter, you Bruins also may continue to debate with your Trojan rivals as to whose team recruits more and greater thugs and criminals, though in that regard, I would suggest that USC is superior, in that a certain Trojan avoided punishment for the murder of his wife and her lover, whereas your young Bruins cannot even successfully snatch a purse. And lets not forget the unfortunate Bruin who drunkenly crashed his car, then fled on foot, leaving behind both the car and his injured girlfriend. I imagine the police did not require the assistance of Sherlock Holmes to track down that miscreant. What ineptitude! But I digress.

By cc, I send a copy of this communication to the USC fans on Wolfs blog as well, because I told them last week that I would post a message on Golds blog telling the Bruins to cease posting links to that illegitimate sham of a university ranking, and I want the Trojans to know that Ralph Von Albertson, Esq., is a man of his word.

Good day to you, UCLA fans. Your references to that vile survey must stop.

Best regards,

Ralph Von Albertson, Esq.

(dictated but not read)

RVA/ub

cc: http://www.insidesocal.com/usc

BruinRob’s mouth is as filthy as John Wooden’s championships.

BruinRob,

Did you actually graduate from ucla?

FROM THE DESK OF RALPH VON ALBERTSON, ESQ.

Dear Bruin/UCLA/Westwood Rob,

After reading your vulgar post above, I feel compelled to reach out. Let’s review some of the language from your recent posts. Yesterday you spoke of “cocks,” “condoms,” and “butt hurt,” and today you add “climax” and “slurp”.

This much is obvious, sir: you were sexually molested in your youth.

I am sure it is painful for you to admit it, Rob. Perhaps you’ve even suppressed those memories. But the important thing is, if you are honest with yourself and your family, you can get the therapeutic help you clearly need.

Even more important is the fact that you may be able to recover substantial sums in compensation from your abuser. I’m talking six-figure settlement, Rob. I do not handle such litigation myself; it is not to my taste. But I can recommend several excellent plaintiff’s attorneys specializing in clergy malfeasance, naughty scoutmasters, and the like.

For example, you might consider Randy P. Telefonoh, or G.X. Boatshelf. Or, you could just call 1-800-TOUCHED for a referral.

Please, Rob, if you will just admit the truth, I think all of us who have read your cries of pain on this blog will be ready to help in our own limited ways.

God bless,

Ralph Von Albertson, Esq.

Poor Westwood – UCLA – Bruin Rob. He didn’t even go to UCLA and now he lives vicariously through their athletic program. How typical. He probably went to a local JC, aspired to be a Trojan, but alas no $ or grades. didn’t make UCLA and prob ably had to settle for a Trade School somewhere. No real connection to any real school except on a USC blog. Poor Rob, no life, no education, just a bunch of vulgar, tasteless language. You are to be pitied little boy.

BooHoo Westwood Rob. Typical UCLA. All mouth.

Hey Celt 78 – I think that the Trojans have made some “national statements” in Omaha. We have actually WON the whole magilla back there – let me see, yes it has been 12 times. A national statement is when you win something, not lose two straight and score 2 runs in 22 innings. You LOST! Best pitchers in the country flocking to UCLA? Wow, put the crack pipe down. Go steal a purse.

WESTWOOD ROB said:
You guys and the other USC guys are gonna be the ones crying in your beeers when UCLA turns this baseball series around in Game 3 in Omaha. Its a comeback, baby! Right, Dickie V?

June 30, 2010 2:36 PM

Let us know how Game 3 worked out for you, Westwood Rob (By the way, did you adopt that nickname to “honor” the three bRuins that were caught stealing a backpack?)

“go steal a purse”

That was the most hilarious thing I’ve read today.

A close second was celt78 pouting about sour grapes while trolling.

celt78, don’t you dare stop posting. You represent ucla perfectly.