• glam girl

    “Hi, my name is Mark Sanchez. I want to tell all of you that date rape is not a crime if you can get away with it. They don’t call me Dirty Sanchez for nothing.”

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  • SECTION 12 ROW 52

    “Hi, my name is Mark Sanchez. STAY IN SCHOOL…IT’S YOUR BEST MOVE. Ehh. wait a minute, that Pete’s line. Never mind.

  • glam gir1

    Of course, I’m a man pretending to be a young girl. So what does that say about me?