8 thoughts on “Morning Buzz

  1. It’s almost that time!!! Saturday after the Trojans get that big “W” the cadre will disappear for a few days, but fear not!!! We’ll be back NEXT week to remind you the bRuins are waiting!!! Here comes December 4th!!!
    It was also brought to my attention that someone thinks I’m impersonating the ChuckerBucker!!! Also, who would question my humor??!! The only thing more amusing and humorous than my comments is the Rose Bowl on Saturdays!!!
    AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  2. As an SC alum & fan I would love to see SC knock off OR tomorrow but as long as SC keeps it competitive I’ll be content. As for the remaining games, SC should win 2 of 3 against ASU & at AZ & OSU. SC should beat ND & UCLA. That would leave SC’s record at 9-4. That’s what I expected at the beginning of the season. As long as we see some improvement on D & continued consistency on O SC fans should be content. Kiffin & Orgeron have some of the pieces in place for a nice recruiting class despite the sanctions. If they can fill their needs with adequate players & coach them up the future should be OK. Next season, SC will have a ton of returning, more experienced, talent.

  3. This report took a few minutes to read, said things that do not relate to how the team is or has played this season. It should just go to the facts about “team” play which is… a work in progress due to a new coaching staff that is coaching players they did not recruit, who have problem areas of depth & evidently some issues of performance, as well as having the wind taken out of their sails in NCAA sanctions and are playing for respect, pride and a ticket to the next level. That didn’t take long to say!

  4. (Reporting from Las Vegas)…ChuckerBucker here(the funny one) reporting from Vegas! the Cadre has taken over Caesar’s palace!! Yoda and i rented a villa and as a joke, me and Yoda’s attorney took him and his mattress up to the roof last night!! then me and Yoda rode and escalator up and down dressed in matching off-white suits!!! we have formed an entourage of stunning women, gamblers hangers-on, and even Lloyd Lake has joined us as the Cadre’s Special Guest of Honor!!!
    then despite downing 18 whiskey sours, Yoda almost broke the bank at the BlackJack table using his Jedi mind tricks to make the dealer keep hitting his hand and busting!!! sugar sweeeeet victory!!

    even though we have the entire Cadre Pension Fund riding on the Ducks tomorrow, i have little fear!! my contacts back in CA tell me the all-knowing wolf’s reportage has revealed the trOJies are variously too tired, scared and confused to challenge the Ducks!!! and now with Barks and Casey giving the Ducks bulletin board material, there went any slim chance of the Ducks going into the game overconfident and flat!!! thanks, guys!!! we have the Cadre’s private jet on standby at McCarron for a quick getaway with our loot tomorrow!! see you soon, Brothers of The Cadre!!!!

  5. Something to keep in mind in anticipation of tomorrow’s big game…

    ASU lost 31-42 to Oregon in late September, despite losing 3 fumbles and throwing 4 interceptions. Seven turnovers and only lost by 11!

  6. I have a revelation for all you Troxans: in the spirit of Halloween, I will be attending the USC/Oregon game, walking among you “undercover” and enjoying your loss to the Ducks in person.

    Never mind why, never mind how — just know that each time Oregon scores of their many touchdowns tomorrow, you can look out across the vastness of the Coliseum and say to yourself, “Westwood Rob is out there somewhere, right now…”

    Sadly, I do not expect that I will have time to visit all your tail-gating parties and family fiestas. Also, I will be keeping a wary look-out for gang-bangers, muggers, drunken thugs, and C.H.U.D.’s.

    After the game, I will be a rich man with my share of the Cadre’s Vegas winnings, so if anyone has any recommendations for fine dining establishments in the lovely SUC neighborhood, please let me know.

  7. OMG i just got a call from Chucker-Bucker reporting from Vegas!! Yoda got totaly wasted on Bloody Marys and went up onto a karaoke stage, yelled “F&$# Southern Cal!!” did a huge wolf howl and and then promptly threw up all over the first two rows!!! that little green dude is a maniac!!!

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