Morning Buzz

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OK, KCAL-9 meteorologist Evelyn Taft is making her homecoming prediction after all. She likes USC, 42-40. But her comments after the jump make it quite clear why she feels that way.

“Since the Ducks are favored by less than a touchdown, we know nobody is a shoe-in for this game of the week. We also all know how Oregon did on prime-time TV last year vs. Boise State and Ohio State (in case you live under a rock they lost after USC/Pac-10 had won the Rose Bowl three years in a row, thanks Oregon). So my prediction for this week is that Matt Barkley solidifies his Heisman contention with 5 TDs and the Trojans win at home 42-40.”

Well, at least we know how Evelyn really feels!

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  • Brettm

    Ms. Taft makes way too much sense.

  • NOBS

    She’s not as hot as Jackie! And who cares what she thinks anyway? Do you think she was hired to do the weather for her brains?

  • OldTymer

    I care what she thinks! Not only is she as hot as Jackie, she’s much hotter. I really don’t care why she was hired, I’m just pleased that she was — hired. BTW, who’s Jackie?

  • NOBS

    Mike Garrett! : )

  • Gnossos
  • BoscoH

    Trojan fan obviously does not know the rules about LA meteorologists. Intelligent and attractive weather girls are a far better deal than creepy leather skinned weather dudes who change their names to something climate or nature related upon landing at LAX. But you acknowledge these young talents for their prescient forecasts and quietly appreciate how great they make your 50″ 1080p flatscreen look. And be thankful they never deliver weather forecasts like this one {NSFW]:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=99FDDLWz15Y

  • “Count” Smackula

    ehhhhhh, what’s up doc???

    what’s the Easter Bunny doing here? it’s Halloween, not Easter! makes sense the only dorky looking weather gal in LA is a trOJIe!! this picture was totally airbrushed and doctored by the way, a definite improvement over the usual Orfuss-Goofus head shot wolf uses!

    and like all the “starlets” in LA, she’ll come
    a-cruisin’ around once the Cadre cashes in our massive bets later tonight!!!

  • Brettm

    Ms. Taft is good but not as good as Mr. Mathis…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGNPDO4M3Pc

    Fight on!

  • OldTymer

    Hey Gnossos, again…
    Thanks for the info. In the interest of science, I checked out both ladies on line. I was right! Ms Taft by far…

  • dtksr1

    Evelyn Taft might be the most beautiful girl ever… To see her in a SC song-girl outfit would be heaven on earth. Scott Wolf, see what you can do…………….

  • “Count” Smackula

    dtksr: shirley, you jest! have you seen her close-up?
    SpongeBob has nothing on those bucky beavers!! other than that, a cute kid, agreed. but the most beautiful??? i have some pin ups of naked mole rats you might like, send me a SASE care of wolf, and i’ll send them to you.

  • LAWYER JOHN

    The Ugly Bucket actually said something that is worthy of comment. All these glorified celebrity women don’t look like their pictures. Make-up, camera-angle, right smile, and if that does not work, then electronically make their smooth clearer and their bodies slimmer.

    It’s all such hogwash, and it is amazing how so many men buy into these articially created sex symbols.

  • scottneedstolearnfootball

    just another girl Scott can fall all over himself around and never have.

  • Rusty Buckets

    Would you believe that the bruins are only losing by 12 at halftime? And ucla is showing improvement in the QB position – Brehaut has 38 yards passing and only 1 int. Things are looking up!!! I hope Stoops doesn’t play Foles in the second half.

  • DFWTrojan

    Evelyn, you are a lethal combination of beauty and brains. I sense a warm front blowing in from the south with hot air rising rapidly to form a massive thunder head.

    Trojans 51 Prison Gang Green Fowls 38

  • oregon111

    Not fair, you have too many beautiful babes in so cal – and we are lacking in the PNW.

    “She’s not as hot as Jackie!”
    Wow, you have even more weather babes?
    We just get old guys doing weather in Portland.

    “To see her in a SC song-girl outfit would be heaven on earth.”

    dtksr1, I have Adobe CS5 installed on my machine.
    (fireworks, photoshop, etc)
    But I am just learining how to use it.
    If I can do it, I’ll let you know and post a link so you can get to it.

    The trick will be to keep her real body and just change out the jacket for a cheerleader uniform.
    (and not just paste her head on another’s body)
    Thanks for keeping me productive.

  • OldTymer

    To dtksr1: Yes, keeping her real body would be the trick. For any reason, under any circumstances, in any way, yadda, yadda, yadda. I think you get the idea…