Caption Contest


Readers get the chance to write their own caption for this picture of Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll talking to his offensive coordinator Jeremy Bates. For good measure, that’s former USC strength coach Chris Carlisle in the background.
For the record, “Dude, where’s my offense?,” is not a permissable entry.

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  • BoscoH

    Ferchrisakes Jeremy, you look just like BoscoH from that damned message board. It’s OK to have is look, but do you have to call plays like he would?

  • para’s

    “Hey Jeremy! Did you hear that the USC flagship station am 710 just hired Max Kellerman to do a show? What a joke, hey? Just another ignorant New Yorker who knows nothing about LA sports let alone college and USC football!”

  • Hashi

    So 11-1 at SC puts us in the Rose Bowl with no chance at the title, but 7-9 in the NFC West puts us in the playoffs? Why did I ever leave the NFL???

    …oh yeah, I was fired. Twice.

  • I DIg Go Go Girls

    How was I to know that she was a hooker? They should make them wear a tag or something!

  • The Ghost of John McKay

    I’ll be outta here in 3 years, just in time to get hired back at USC, wanna come with me?

  • The Monopoly Is Over Here

    Can you believe this Scott Wolf guy? He’s kinda creeping me out. I heard both him and Charlize Bucksh*t have a golden statue of my dong!

  • Ryan

    Carroll; “Jeremy you’re an Outlier”
    Bates “Oh, man thanks bro, I mean Coach.”
    Carlisle “We are gonna crush the Rams like that bench press crushed Stafon……..too soon?”

  • Cafe 84 Pizza

    Pete: “So Mitch Mustain blows a fuse and starts yelling, ‘I went to YOUR schools, I went to YOUR churches,
    I went to YOUR institutional learning facilities! And now you say Barkley is the starter?!’ And I’m like, ‘Listen Mitch, Matt is the starter, and you’d better get psyched, jacked, and pumped for it.'”

    Bates: “I missed that one. I must have been admiring McKnight’s new Land Rover.”

  • robear20

    I’ve got 2.

    1. What, me worry?!

    2. Jeremy, What’s your deal?!

  • bestlakersfan

    Remind me again, why the @#!$ did I bring you with me?

  • YogiBear

    What are we going to do for another season at quarterback until we can draft Matt Barkley in the 2012 NFL Draft!

  • VB’s Office Plant

    “If I had a box this big it couldn’t hold all the cash I am being paid for this gig. Heck, Carlisle here couldn’t lift it all. Meanwhile that dork wolf continues to make fun of me. Living well is the best revenge.”

  • “So, I’m holding her up like this, about to do a line off her t!ts, when the wife calls. . . “

  • SC for LIFE

    “Jeremy, why would a loser working for a second tier newspaper keep writing about us, long after we are gone? Oh well, I make 7 million a year and Scott still recycles his old newspapers on the weekends. Looks like we know who got the last laugh.”


    Petey:”I can’t believe I forgot to wear a bag!”
    Jeremy: “No Sh*t?”

  • Gnossos

    “Who goofed? I’ve got to know!”

  • ftfo2005

    “Hide yo kids, hide yo wife”

  • SECTION 12 ROW 52

    Come here…I need a Hug

  • Son of CharIie Bucket

    sweeeeeet set-up wolfman!! with your sugar sweeeet assist, some trOJies actually came up with some funny lines for once.

    as for Mono, why does every one of his posts always end up being about me?? is he in love with ChuckerBucker?? whatta weirdo!!

    this probably explains why we keep catching Mono trying to sneak in to Cadre HQ dressed up like a Preferred Plus model!!! i thought you would give up after Yoda put that light saber up you keester, Mono!!!

  • Jethro Sabbath

    “Why does that Charlie Bucket dude keep putting the same tired posts on Wolf’s blog? Does he have no life?”

  • torpedoman

    Damnit Jeremy, how many times do I have to tell your redneck ass that they don’t make rotary dials on cell phones!

  • Sam Gilbert

    And this is how I coddled Matt Leinart’s fragile ego.

  • Lane Kiffin

    And I thought Suckisian and Goatboy were bad

  • NW Trojan69

    This is working out great…we can get Leinart in the off season for pennies…draft “Barks” in 2012 and we’re golden. Wait a minute…Mr. Allen in on the line for you…

  • calilivin

    WTF you mean Jeremy you have been calling the plays, I thought I hired you as the ‘get behind the line coach”….Greg run and find me norm chow…