• SC for LIFE

    I have one. Let’s see who can get Scott/Rewind fired from the Daily News first. Winner gets his job!

  • Son of CharIie Bucket

    oh me, me! i got one!! let’s have a contest to see who can name the most fun things about Southern Cal athletics!!

    ok here goes nothing…
    (it sounds really cool if you play “Popcorn” in the background while you read the list)

    Reggie Bush
    Papa Bush
    Todd McNair
    OJ Mayo
    Scuzzy Khardasians
    Lloyd Lake
    Chevy Impala
    Steven Sample’s Flamboyant Horsie
    New Era Boyz
    30 lost Scholies
    Returned Trophies
    Miss Missy Conboy
    Paul Dee
    Rodney Guillory
    Sith Lord Garrett
    Floyd Sidious
    $10K Envelopes
    Darth Carroll
    Mark Dirty Sanchez
    Womens Tennis
    the Old Monty
    Agin’ Cajun
    Bounce Pass Haden’s AP Trophy
    Dirty Dancing
    Cheap shotting
    I own the Police!
    car wrecking
    Marc Tyler
    Dillon Baxter
    the Baby QB
    Lonnie “$14K” White
    Everybody Does It
    Out of Town on Assignment
    and Scott Wolf as El Lobo Mentiroso!!

    whew!! Lobo, just send my prize to
    “the Classy Cadre”
    Westwood, CA.
    that’s all you need to put.
    oh, i’m late for brunch at Cadre HQ!!

  • Jethro Sabbath

    How about a contest to see which person can create the most screen names.

  • BoscoH

    I’m not sure what the contest should cover, but a great prize would be some memento from that Cougar, errrrrr, Ladies Day spectacle.

  • dtksr1

    Make a statement about a major SC sports occurance, and have posters repond with the best response pro or con within a limited word count.

  • gotroy22

    Winner gets to guest blog!

  • obama the jew hater

    A contest guessing how many hairs Wolf has on top of his head. I’ll go first, one.


    Why not an essay contest about ‘why I love SC,’ in 25 words or less, or for the bruins ‘why I hate SC.’

    The winner gets to edit Scot’s blog wording for a week.

  • Gollum-Wolf

    Well the winner better be one of the unemployed bRuin posters, LJ… that would be one time consuming nightmare to undertake.

  • NOBS

    Obummer WINS…….even though it is a transplant.


    I like Lawyer John’s idea about an essay contest.
    Why do bruin’s hate USC?
    Here is my entry:

    Jealousy, inferiority, envy, and fear.

  • miguelito

    I have an idea, lets see who can guess what kinda punishment the ncaa will hand down for this:


    video was uploaded to youtube feb 23

    only strength and conditioning coaches are allowed to be at these workouts. special ed and pola were there.

    you sc people are either really dumb or really rebelious/arrogant (like a teenage rich kid)

    the curse is everywhere…

  • Son of CharIie Bucket

    SCFTBL1: “jealousy and envy”…are you really Sith Lord Garrett???

  • Jethro Sabbath

    I’ll play your game. I say life in prison without the possibility of parole for both of them.

  • The Monopoly Is Over Here

    I think we should have a spitting contest with Crybaby Charlize Bucksh*t’s Mom.

    We can stand around in a circle and see who can spit on her the most!

    Cry on Chalize! M to the T is coming for that azz….

  • N0BS

    Mono, you should talk, your mom gave me the clap, and I don’t mean the 8-clap! That’s why my desire has shifted to children.

  • NOBS

    Hilarious nZERObs

  • The MonopoIy Is Over Here

    @N0BS: Sorry dude about my mom giving you the clap. But she says she got it from your pooch. ARF! ARF!