Playcalling Suggestion

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It might be hard for Lane Kiffin to hire a full-blown offensive coordinator that calls the plays. So I have a humble suggestion.
He can hire Mark Ratner (above) from the movie, “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.” Ratner held the title, “assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater.”
As “assistant to the assistant coach of the offense,” Ratner can easily be blamed for bad plays or attempts to run up the score. And he might be able to suggest a pass on third-and-long.

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYV5f0Aqo4w#t=0m30 Sam Gilbert

    If we’re looking to Fast Times for tips I’d go with the Charles Jefferson motivational method.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYV5f0Aqo4w#t=0m30

  • ratdude831

    hugh jackson seems so far to be successful as both head coach and offensive play caller. so i guess it is possible. might give lane a little more time.

  • Son of CharIie Bucket

    Papa, you shouldda outta showed this clip to the Pious Passer before he incited Votaze!!

  • JAG

    Good idea Wolf. Maybe he can take over your blog, too.

  • norcaltroy

    Wolf and humble in the same sentence.

  • Trojan Rewind

    good maybe someone can take over the blog and JAG can finally get a life…if he had one to begin with…

  • UCLA Dynasty

    Silly TroBans, where’s your priorities? If you’re going to make a Fast Times reference, it HAS to be about Phoebe Cates’ boobs!

  • Jethro Sabbath

    Dynasty,

    That should be “where are your priorities ?”

    I guess the dynasty isn’t in grammar.

  • “Count” Smackula

    Zat is “into” grammar.

    AH! AH! AH!

  • Jethro Sabbath

    Count,

    UCLA Dynasty has been asked many times what the dynasty is in and he never answers. I pointed out that it must not be in grammar.
    Ironic that a man who spells that with a z would attempt to correct my post.

  • The Monopoly Is Over Here.

    That is actually a picture of NOBS at work last night .

  • Bruin Rob is a Moron

    Nice try, “Count.” You’re a bigger moron than bRUINrobby.