Playcalling Suggestion

49324-BACKER.jpg

It might be hard for Lane Kiffin to hire a full-blown offensive coordinator that calls the plays. So I have a humble suggestion.
He can hire Mark Ratner (above) from the movie, “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.” Ratner held the title, “assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater.”
As “assistant to the assistant coach of the offense,” Ratner can easily be blamed for bad plays or attempts to run up the score. And he might be able to suggest a pass on third-and-long.

12 thoughts on “Playcalling Suggestion

  1. hugh jackson seems so far to be successful as both head coach and offensive play caller. so i guess it is possible. might give lane a little more time.

  2. Papa, you shouldda outta showed this clip to the Pious Passer before he incited Votaze!!

  3. good maybe someone can take over the blog and JAG can finally get a life…if he had one to begin with…

  4. Silly TroBans, where’s your priorities? If you’re going to make a Fast Times reference, it HAS to be about Phoebe Cates’ boobs!

  5. Dynasty,

    That should be “where are your priorities ?”

    I guess the dynasty isn’t in grammar.

  6. Count,

    UCLA Dynasty has been asked many times what the dynasty is in and he never answers. I pointed out that it must not be in grammar.
    Ironic that a man who spells that with a z would attempt to correct my post.

Comments are closed.