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Houston coach Kevin Sumlin’s been offered the Arizona State job. And he’s high on UCLA’s list too.

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  1. Sorry — and though you and Lame Kitten would sure like that — Sumlin is not really even on the list right now.

    The list is all about ONE NAME and it’s Chris Petersen, baby. And you’ll never want to even smell another Idaho Potato again after we land Boise State’s bounty for $4mill per year.

    Chris Petersen doesn’t “close the gap” either. He creates chasms, as in one that you all will not be able to cross. Why? Because you will have to cheat again to catch back up, something you do better than anyone in college football. When you get caught again, like all bandits do eventually, then we get to hear you all bitch and moan again — like now — for another 3 years.

    Friday, we shock the college football world by taking it to Oregon for 60 minutes and then carry CRN out of Autzen Stadium.

    Next year, WE REPEAT AS PAC-12 CHAMPS rather you have Barkley under center or not!

    How sweet it is to be a Bruin these days!
    Imagine the feeling, Trojans! We actually have two more games to play. That alone is worth the living to be a UCLA football fan …

  2. Rockies-I can respect your optimism, for that’s all that can save you from the depressing state that is UCLA football. But please explain to me why USC was sanctioned, exactly. I have noticed all you trolls are so quick to state that USC cheated yet not one of you could tell me the exact reason USC was sanctioned, so please, enlighten me.

  3. Yes, Rockies, please do tell, how USC cheated? What exactly did USC do? If you are referring to Reggie Bush, well, Reggie was already on the team at the point in time when his step-father brokered the “agent” deal. What exactly did USC have to do with this? Oh, yeah, that deal made Reggie run faster and score more touchdowns didn’t it, lol. You are a joke. Have fun being sweet as a Bruin.

    BTW, get back to us when UCLA actually “plays” football again. Cuz, they sure didn’t this past Saturday night.

  4. In laymen’s terms, U$C was bitch-slapped for a general sleezyness that permeated your football, hoops and women’s tennis programs. Under the table money filtered in, school found out about it and then did not self-report to NCAA. Sanctions were doled out because NCAA officials were pissed at how renegade some of the culture had become.

    Then, your impeccable coach, bolts for the NFL.

    Now, you feel the pain of a season over. Sad, because at 10-2 U$C was just starting to make some national noise. Didn’t we all learn really early, sometime around Sandbox 101 in 1st grade, that cheating & lying is wrong?

  5. Didn’t Chris Petersen turn down ucla 4 years ago? What gives ucla optimism that he will be interested in the job now? The state of the program is worse off. I would like to see him at ucla or any AQ-conference school to see how he fares with a more grueling schedule.

    If I were ucla, I would be a little concerned about banking on a coach that has already said no, while coaching candidates commit to other schools. Leach, RichRod, Sumlin are either unavailable or have offers, and if Petersen stays in Boise, then they are left with whom? Mora Jr? Weis? Walker? Chow? B. Jones?

  6. Under the table money came in that USC was aware of? If I do recall, the NCAA never found USC guilty of knowing anything, only that they should have known. So therefore, you still don’t know why USC was sanctioned.

  7. AH! AH! AH! Zee Trojinks ver sactioned for nosink??

    Zere cheatink is vell known by zee entire vorld!

    If zey ver not cheatink, zen what ver zee sanctions for? Schpite?

    AH! AH! AH! Oh you Trojinks are killink me! AH! AH! AH!

  8. You cheated, you got caught.
    Now you pay the piper.
    “But we didn’t do anything wrong!” Wow. Just like a bunch of rogue toddlers whining at a pre-school.
    What a bunch of thugs. All your lawyers couldn’t win an appeal? The NCAA bitch-slapped you, of course, because of your innocence. Now you sit and rot while others play on.

    Just like O.J.

  9. Never said USC didnt do anything wrong. I just find it humorous when the UCLA trolls scream cheaters without even knowing what was done. Enjoy another 10 years of sub-mediocrity!

  11. Putting aside the troll’s comments, which are lame considering USC owns the bRuins like the unions own Obama, the coaching changes in the Pac-12 are worth looking at in terms of the potential number of high powered offenses that are going to be coming in with Rich Rod, Mike Leach and if Sumlin goes to ASU and Petersen comes to UGLY, you might end up having the best offensive football in the country alongside USC, Oregon, Stanford and Washington.

    I for one would just like to break all this SEC monopoly crap at long last. It kills me that if Georgia beats LSU, the BCS will still match up LSU and Alabama and the SEC get’s Georgia in the Sugar Bowl.

  13. FIGHTon: I told you in pretty plain-speak about what U$C did. The NCAA agrees. Get a lawyer to overturn it or shut your piehole and pay the piper.

    Enjoy the long winter, cheater. And don’t forget to tune in tomorrow night while we shock the college football world, center stage.

  15. Rockies – “And don’t forget to tune in tomorrow night while we shock the college football world, center stage.”

    That’s some good $hit you’re smokin there!!!

    BTW – since UCLA’s AD begged for a bowl bid, where are ya’all heading? I hear it is the Kraft Fight Hunger bowl. Guess the swag is all the Mac-n-Cheese you can carry. So when UCLA loses to the Ducks, then lose in the almighty Kraft Fight Hunger bowl, you’ll be 6-8, right? That is some record to be proud of!

  16. Geez, another delusional weirdo like CerritosLob. ucla really attracts some STRANGE, STRANGE supporters. they get the absolute shit kicked out of them, the coach is canned, and they are over here mouthing off. And they petition for a cheap, crappy bowl game in Keokuk. They will be 6-8 when the season is over. It will be absoluteley hilarious if you do not get the Boise State guy. You will end up with shit again. You folks need help…

  17. Trojan: LOL
    Just thought of my kids, who would actually love all that “Easy Mac” swag. They’d think the Kraft Bowl would be the Grand-daddy of all bowl games.

  18. @ucla-of-the-rockies:

    Re: “”… like the unions own Obama”, half the USC fans here like to refer to the Bruins as state school “socialists”. What say you to that?

  19. Love the video. Very funny – and insightful. That’s how bruins think.

    You cheated… because I said so. And because you got punished. You got punished because you cheated and I can prove you cheated because you got punished. The bruin think tank is full of Neuheisel’s passion bucket juice.

  20. To ucla-of-the-rockies

    Look you moron, wish in one hand and crap in the other, and you’ll see which one fills up first!
    so STFU and never ever forget your never ending nightmare 50-0!!!!! Reality is a bitch loser!

  21. Quite frankly, my dear, “I don’t give a damn” about uckla or its SC-obsessed followers. And why do you think these no-counts want to trash our school so vehemently? Perhaps it is for the same reason that the ugly step-sister picks on the prom queen older sister for having a pimple.

    The only schools I am concerned about football wise are Oregon, especially, and Stanford and possibly Washington. What are they up to? Who are they trying to steal away from SC in Southern California?– I know Coach Kiff wants to throw a fence around “our” boys, and so far he is doing a darn good job of it.

    Carry on Kiff, and fight on.

  22. First off, complaining about USC being cheaters is like USC people complaining about UCLA being cheaters in basketball with Sam Gilbert. OLD F*CKING NEWS! And at least Gilbert was cheating to benefit UCLA, where as Lake was cheating to benefit Lake.
    I heard Belloti is high on the ASU list. Even though he’s pushing 60, he’s a much younger 60 than “Jack Daniels” Erickson was when he took the ASU job. And he’s great at developing top assistants. He’d be a 5 year plan with getting the program in great position and then turn it over to a top assistant in waiting.

  23. W.E.B.
    To that, I say that during an exchange trip to the former USSR in 1988 I met about a 220 lb. chick from the Ukraine that I swear drank a gallon of vodka to my 9 shots. I lost that one way worse than 50-0.

    Carlos
    I don’t know what ethnic group you represent, but I sure hope you wash your hands before you go waving the dirty one around everywhere. The only reality you need to know is that you’ll watch Friday’s game just like O.J. in his cell.
    Enjoy!

  24. Why is it that UCLA fans talk like they are expecting to get back to being a national power. They have had a few good seasons in there history and they act like they were perennial powers.

  25. “UCLA of the Rockies” comments do not even deserve a response, he has to know that his arguments are foolish and dont even make sense. He talks a big game but we all know he’s just a little pussy behind his computer like most of the UCLA fans that come on here (I wont say all, I’ll say most, because a few I actually respect).
    UCLA Rockies…come back when your football team is no longer a joke, and when you have something intelligent to say.

  26. Ucla Postseason bowl record 15131
    All-time record 54037437(.587)

    Real power house!!!!!!

    UCLA is a joke

  27. Ucla Postseason bowl record 15131
    All-time record 54037437(.587)

    Real power house!!!!!!

    UCLA is a joke

  28. To ucla-of-the-rockies….. No way that I watch Fridays game loser! Watching ucla gag, vomit and pussyfoot, being bitch slapped around a football field getting their asses handed to them……. well what the hell, I guess I will enjoy that!
    Thanks for the invitation cabron!

    Go Ducks!

  29. To ucla rockies…. What the hell does ethnicity have to do with anything here you punk ass race baiting moron? I’m a Trojan, so eat your jealous heart out cabron!

  31. @ Rockies….Get lost slapdick. The beating you took on this blog was about as bad as the beating your bruins took last Saturday. If you are going to represent UCLA at least show some class instead of being a disrespectful moron.

  32. Oh yes sir, 714.
    Enjoy your off-season. Sorry it’s so long.
    Hey, gotta go, it’s sis-boom-bah with my Bruins in a few hours. We are playing for a berth in The Rose Bowl!
    And jeepers, thanks for the well-wishes!

  33. Jeepers…you’re welcome, fairy.

    Oh yes, I’ll enjoy the offseason…and you enjoy your 2nd consecutive beatdown! O chee chee chono oh chee chee.

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