38 thoughts on “The New Math”

  1. here’s some more New Math:

    Southern Cal claims to be a football dynasty, however when i consult the record books, it turns out they can claim ZERO official BCS National Champeenships!! that’s queer!

    meanwhile, the trOXans are always cracking wise about the UCLA Bruins, yet when i consult the record books, it says the Bruins are the inaugral Pac12 South Champeeens!! and further the Bruins are going Bowling (oh the pageanty!) while the trOXans have already been sitting home like geeks for weeks!!! OMG!! this new math is coo-coo CRAZY!!!

  3. 3rdandlong – nobody remembers 50-0 what the hell are you talking about??? like the son of Charles says USC is all about ZEROS – ZERO BCS titles, despite having the #1 recruiting classes over a decade…ZERO Pac-12 championships…great math son of Charlie!! All I know is the Bruins are preparing for a Bowl game, how about USC? All’s I know I’m waiting for my Bowl tickets to arrive, and my reservations at Sir Francis Drake are a done deal, despite of the lying piece of crap that goes by the name of How Does…that putz is a butt hole.

  4. BruinRob…puhleese! SC is not sitting on their hands right now they are recruiting players that would never play for your school anyway. So enjoy being possibly the first team in NCAA history that will be 6-8 after the Mac-N-Cheese Bowl
    Good thing you are going to a bowl game since your new head coach isn’t real strong in recruiting anyway. Man I can’t wait to play you guys in 2012.

  6. @Charlie here’s more math:
    USC has 2 AP national championships (0 BCS) last 10 yrs
    ucla has 0 of both last 10 yrs
    auuu-woooo!!

    @rob, Illinois ended the season losing 6 straight. They’re actually worse than Fucla. Both team fired their coaches. Are you really excited? lol and what if you lose and become the worse bowl-eligible team in NCAA history? Haha. It’s ok, you’ll win… Illini are terrible.

    Enjoy an awesome .500 season….. 7-7 DIVISION CHAMPS! lmao… how are those champs t-shirts? lol

    Ps. FIFTY TO NOTHING. FIGHT ON!!

  8. Why is the Ugly Bucket and some other ucklans so obsessed with SC, trying to put down my school every chance they get?

    Well, perhaps it has something to do with SC having won 11 national football championships. And 5 No. 2s, and a No. 5 ranking in 2011

    Heck, if I were Ugly I’d hate the Trojans too, and try to find some way to bring them down to uckla’s level.

  11. AH! AH! AH!

    I luff to Count!

    Und I luff zee fact zee Trojinks are braggink about zere “five #2’s”! Vhat’s wrong, you don’t haff any number srees?

    AH! AH! AH!

    Amazink! No vunder zhey call zem Vouldda-Schouldda-Couldda Uniwersity!

    AH! AH! AH!

  12. These guys must be Scott aping Phil Hendrie. NOBODY could naturally be as stupid as these posts. Stop feeding them and maybe they will go away.

  13. BruinRob always dissects your thoughts & rhetoric to the point where no one is left standing. BruinRob is a true fan of both the University and the athletic teams. Unlike NOBS who despises the latin race & culture yet would never look at one in the eye to voice his displeasure of them going to the Coliseum wearing a PUSC jersey and rooting only for the TEAM while having no interest in the academia whatsoever. Jim L Mora will show Lane how to win a game with dignity and class. Those are two qualities that the entire Pusc fan base lacks or understands. VIVA BruinRob el es el hombre!!!

  14. Carlos what are you doing on my blog? Shouldnt you be out looking for trees to clean off the streets from those recent windstorms?

  16. @lbc, UCLA has NEVER printe t-shirts “conference champions” UCLA is about “NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS” Have you EVER, I repeat, EVER! seen a banner hanging from the rafters claiming a conference title? NO you haven’t and NEVER will.

    UCLA did print “Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl” T-shirts, and I proudly wear mine…IF, IF, IF NOBS could see his dick he would be more secure about being a man…BUT since he can’t he’s unsure of his masculinity.

    @incalos, you got that right my brotha…the truth is they can’t handle the truth!!! all the glory and success over the past decade is tainted as all the home runs by Mark McGuirre – A FORMER TROJAN, to boot…so they can take their 12 out of 13 games won by the University of Stupid Cheaters, and their “paper” titles and shove them up so high up their rear ends that a colonoscopy would be impossible to perform.

    And yes, racism has always ran thru the USC blood, Brian Cushing and a couple of his team mates a couple of years ago were trying to form a “white power” group at USC. Check this out.
    http://articles.latimes.com/2007/mar/09/sports/sp-uscfb9

    So NOBS, CHEATONtoVICOTRY, and other douche bags pretty much sum up the racism at that school…USC has always been known for racism.

  17. Love to count, I do.

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 Bruin troll comments do I see on this USC blog post!

    But a mystery it is, how many actual Bruins are represented by these handles.

    Fruitless as trying to count banthas by their tracks, trying to count Bruin trolls by their handles is.

  18. Fred, Yoda et all = Cal State Northridge
    CerritosLob – guess here?
    These guys never went to a real cxollege and they are living vicariously through the USC blog. Pretty pathetic, but can you expect from third hand bruins?

  19. How could what i said be misconstrued as being racist? Bruinslobdusky is just a little girl whining about political correctness. Ill bet slobdusky has a “holiday tree” this Christmas season.

  20. The “Kraft I’m Really Hungry Bowl” resonates with BruinRob, since he frequently dumpster dives behind the Olive Garden in Cerritos for “a fine Italian meal.”

  21. Boring Rob, like most Borings, doesn’t even know how to make the best of a bad situation. Trojan fans, stuck in a mediocre bowl like this back in the days of JRob2 or Hackett, would have called it the “Kraft Eat Kids Bowl”, and hired Mike Tyson to chase chickens and drink beer with them at the tailgate.

  22. well since everyone is judging everyone else today …why does LJ keep commenting on my posts??? he is just encouraging me! and also he used to scold the other trOXans for doing so!! and he also said he was going to stop calling me ugly…

    LJ, your words are hurtful! i thought attys were known for helping people and always doing what they said they would do???

  23. Fred – the truth of the matter is you are ugly dude! Your pic on your website is how shall I say this…well ugly. One poster mentioined a few weeks back that when yuou fell from the tree you hit every branch on the way down!!

  24. Way to duck the truth Rob and Bucket. So… how many banners are hanging in the Rose Bowl? Pretty sure that plaque on the front of the Rose Bowl has USC alllllll over it.
    FIGHT ON!

  26. @lbc, EXACTLY! thank you for proving my point…IF UCLA would waste their time hanging up banners for Pac-10/12 titles you would see them hanging at the Rose Bowl, but you WONT’T – because the DON’T!!

  27. Lol… I meant all the “Rose Bowl”s… as in BCS games… that SC has won. How many of those does Fucla have? Shoot, how many natl titles in the biggest sport, football, do they have? 1? Shared? Haha

  31. Inside, Laughable! Yellow (color of their bellies) and faded! Just like SlobDusky. BTW Insider, SlobDusky can’t afford to go to the Rose Bowl with FIVE kids, TWO wives, ONE urn and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

  32. SlobDusky, in the spirit of Christmas a song for you:

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

    Never mind, here’s the summary:

    One siver Urn
    Two ugly wives
    Three ugly boys
    Four posts a day
    Five children, including 2 new boyz
    Six guys that hate my guts
    Seven times I’ve been schooled a day
    Eight Plain bagles
    Nine pounds of cream cheese
    Ten extra pounds of fat a week
    Eleven dollars in my bank account
    Twelve jobs a year
    AND ONE-HALF OF FOOTBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS SLOBDUSKY!

  33. Another SlobDusky Christmas song:

    Jingle Balls Jingle Balls Jingle All The Way
    Oh what fun is to lose on every football play

    Oh, Jingle Balls Jingle Balls Jingle All The Way
    On my way to Signal Hill and I lie and lie all day.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS SLOBDUSKY!

  34. A SlobDusky Christmas:

    Silent Slob, Holy Slob
    All is angry, All is
    Round the urn with all of my slobs
    Rubbing up to all under 12
    Please come sleep with me nowwwww,
    Come and sleep with me now.

  35. A SlobDusky Christmas:

    Oh you better no shout
    You better not yell
    Slobs going hell
    Im telling you why,
    Santa Slob is coming to town

    He knows when boyz are sleeping
    He knows when they show..er
    He knows if they are REALLY good
    So they better keep their story straight.

    Yes, Santa Slob is coming to town

  36. Oh Boy, SlobDusky is hitting on LBC! Telling him the same thing he told the step boyz. hahahaha

  37. SlobDusky, PLEASE don’t leave, you’ll miss your Christmas songs. Don’t worry, I’m putting them in an album for you and lbc.

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