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Safety Gerald Bowman of Pierce College in Woodland Hills will make his college choice on Dec. 27, according to Pierce coaches. Bowman is also considering Oklahoma.

16 thoughts on “Morning Buzz”

  1. Fucla making a push for Bowman! The following is a transcript from a phone tap on the kid’s cell phone.

    Coach Lessa: Hi. Jerry, it new Fucla football coach Jim Lessa.

    Gerald: It’s Gerald.

    Coach Lessa: Whatever. Hey ‘ol buddy, you need to hear my pitch. You can come over to this dog $h!t program and MAKE IT GREAT.

    Gerald: Sure. How long will it take?

    Coach Lessa: At least five years, maybe more. But YOU’D be a building block. Everyone thinks I’m Pete Carroll, but hell, his cupboard was full of blue chippers. This Fucla team is DOG $H!T!!!

    Gerald: Coach, I’m planning to leave early for the NFL.

    Coach Lessa: Jerry, this is your last chance. Hey, we have great fans like SlobDusky, $h!tbucket, Papa Sam, Period, and MORE. What’d ya say?

    Gerald: CLICK.

  2. Stick to your day job NOBS, oh sorry, I forgot. If you’re trying to get discovered by Comedy Central I wouldn’t hold my breath. BTW, how did the gigantic cucumber fest go last night? was How Does able to insert the whole thing into your ass?

  3. I’m thinking of taking two weeks off from Scott Wolf’s blogs, but I’m afraid some of you might miss me too much…should I stay, or should I go? your honesty would be greatly appreciated. 🙂

  5. Lame…you should just follow USC Owns’ advice and take some time off, I’m just brutalizing you, girl. You haven’t changed your schtick for the past 12 months, how many times must you include “urn” in your posts?? like USC Owns says you’re “lame”.

  6. NOBS, STFU for your own good. Aren’t getting tired getting you teeth kicked in on this blog? do you keep coming back so I can provide you with more cucumbers? aren’t people usually more giving during the Christmas season? why is it that you can’t collect enough money to buy your own long, green, firm, juicy cucumbers? maybe you should change your sign to read “will stick a “pepino” in my culo for food”…just suggestin’.

  9. Mono, you must really hate NOBS to be acting like his personal cheerleader, your cheerleading only encourages him to continue posting like an ant without direction, and getting crushed by yours truly all day, every day.

    NOBS has no creativity, he continues to post the same thing over an over again, to the point where his fellow trojans are pleading him to take some time off from Wolf’s blogs, and master some very important techniques in booty-slamming…by doing so I believe he will become an expert on booty slamming on the “Pepino Gigante”
    (giant cucumber), and he won’t be breaking half of the cucumber in his ass, like he apparently did last night. Yes, NOBS has plugged his ass yet again, with half the cucumber breaking inside his rectum, thus plugging his massive butt hole – hence all the shit coming out of his mouth once again today. So please Mono, have mercy for NOBS, don’t encourage him by making him feel like he’s funny or that he’s actually making an indentation to my ego.

    NOBS, please change your schtick, since I revealed to you one year ago of my wife dying 20 years ago you’ve been mentioning her in every post of yours and the “urn” and my children. Your posts are repetitive, boring, and very predictable, so predictable that I bet you an “African cucumber” (you’re dying to have one of those, aren’t you?) that you can’t reply to this message without using one of the following references:
    1. my dead wife of 20 years.
    2. her “urn”
    3. refer to my sons as “little slobs”

    Go ahead NUBSIE, I’m waiting, let’s see if you’ll take my challenge and actually post something creative, without using the above 3 references, that everyone is sooooo sick of reading, that you’ve been asked to take a vacation from these blogs by USC Owns the Rose Bowl.

  10. Mono, you must really hate NOBS to be acting like his personal cheerleader, your cheerleading only encourages him to continue posting like an ant without direction, and getting crushed by yours truly all day, every day.

    NOBS has no creativity, he continues to post the same thing over an over again, to the point where his fellow trojans are pleading him to take some time off from Wolf’s blogs, and master some very important techniques in booty-slamming…by doing so I believe he will become an expert on booty slamming on the “Pepino Gigante”
    (giant cucumber), and he won’t be breaking half of the cucumber in his ass, like he apparently did last night. Yes, NOBS has plugged his ass yet again, with half the cucumber breaking inside his rectum, thus plugging his massive butt hole – hence all the shit coming out of his mouth once again today. So please Mono, have mercy for NOBS, don’t encourage him by making him feel like he’s funny or that he’s actually making an indentation to my ego.

    NOBS, please change your schtick, since I revealed to you one year ago of my wife dying 20 years ago you’ve been mentioning her in every post of yours and the “urn” and my children. Your posts are repetitive, boring, and very predictable, so predictable that I bet you an “African cucumber” (you’re dying to have one of those, aren’t you?) that you can’t reply to this message without using one of the following references:
    1. my dead wife of 20 years.
    2. her “urn”
    3. refer to my sons as “little slobs”

    Go ahead NUBSIE, I’m waiting, let’s see if you’ll take my challenge and actually post something creative, without using the above 3 references, that everyone is sooooo sick of reading, that you’ve been asked to take a vacation from these blogs by USC Owns the Rose Bowl.

  12. SlobDusky, you have only yourself to blame. Not ONE person on this blog provides “details” about their personal life. Anyway, they are just lies. Stuff it. Don’t stay MADD all the time.

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