Cooper Bobblehead

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USC is doing a banner job giving away bobbleheads this year. The first 1,500 fans at Saturday’s women’s basketball game receive a Michael Cooper bobblehead. Unlike the original, the bobblehead does not moonlight for Channel 7, lose to Nikki Caldwell or fail to make the NCAA Tournament.

31 thoughts on “Cooper Bobblehead

  1. Good Lord. Lately I feel like Wolf could take a two-week vacation, secretly entrust this blog to me, and I could just post this sarcastic baloney (and a daily USC v. UCLA forum) and none of you would know he was gone.

  2. To The FIRST 1,500 fans???? So i guess the SECOND 1,500 fans get a “Coop” and a “MINER” Bobblehead?
    On another note….You gotta love the way the SUCks mens Basketball team continues to (LOSE) fit on! The TRADITION CONTINUES! That’s some RECORD SETTING Performance (no wonder you guys are so arrogant!).
    Fit in ANYWAY!!!!!!!!

  3. Wolf was so focused on insulting Cooper that he wrote “lose” twice. Frankly, for Scott, that is fitting.

  4. SUC owns, I will answer that question: “Hey Thai, how’s UCLA football?”
    1. Pac-12 South Division Champions
    2. a great recruiting class.
    3. finished #12 and USC finished #20 on scout.com
    4. got a great coaching staff.
    5. we got Jim Mora a “Mean and Nasty” coach.
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    I think you get the picture, you delusional cheating trOJan.

  5. @bRuinSlob:

    I hope you enjoy that Pac-12 Championship banner, honestly. Because I enjoy it too. Knowing that we beat your asses 50-0 and put an * next to your championship makes me ecstatic!

    We at USC enjoy banners too. Rose Bowls, National Championships.
    Funny, we have more MEANINGFUL wins in the Rose Bowl than UCLA. Isn’t that funny?

    Not only did you win the inaugural division championship, but the 2nd place team also had a better record than you. Not to mention beating you 50-0.

    And by the way… 50-0.

    Asterisk on!

  6. Got to hand it to ThaiMex and BruinRob– their poisonous pens (keyboard) really know how to rip out Trojans’ hearts.

    The only thing missing today is Ugly Bucket’s usual narcisstic commentary about how great Ugly and Wolf are

  7. @SUC – you damn liar! You’re enjoying as much as me with UCLA being recognized as Pac-12 South Division Champs??? Buahahaha yeah right!!! Its a dagger in your heart! Especially with UCLA being the one to replace you, had it been ASU or Utah it would have been an easier pill to swallow, and you know this, so stop your nonsense, you fool!!

  8. boasting about a 6W-8L record and being Pac-12 South Division Champs* is sort of like bragging about being the tallest midget.

    It all makes me wonder why ucla hired Jim “mean and nasty” Mora.

  9. this bobblehead has a little more than the average bobblehead. if you tap the top of the head it says “f*ck ucla”. pretty cool.

  10. don’t be shy LJ, if you are Jones-ing for a Chucker-Bucker post, just say so, and i will comply!!!

    i, like most So CA fans loved Coop…until he notoriously put his hands on the beloved Wanda Cooper. i still remember how bummed out Chick was after that episode. he of course always remarked on how classy and loverly Wanda looked at the games, so when Coop humilatied her, we all held a grudge, and never looked at Coop the same.

    he seems to fit in great at Southern Cal, though. hmmm.

    Coop also showed his true colors when he cussed out UCLA while he was the head coach. no amount of money can buy you Class, and Coop never had it. if you gave me a Coop bobble it would go straight into the trash.

    Quick Thought: what if they gave away a wolfman Bobble??? it could look just like wolf, except it could have furry hands and little fangs!!! REVELATION!!!

  11. Hahahahahahahahaha you think a 6-8 record is getting under my skin?!?!?!?!?! LOL I just love:
    That we beat your ass 50-0
    That we wore “Division Champs” shirts after beating your ass 50-0
    That UCLA didn’t even print any “Division Champs” gear (or advertise it, at least) because you got your ass beat 50-0
    That our record was 10-2 and yours was 6-8 (the worst record of any bowl team in NCAA history)
    and that you actually have the cojones to brag about being the champeeeeens bahahahahahahahaha

    Troll on though!!!

  12. Wolf: Where is your reporting of the OTHER major sports program on campus. Yeah, that one: MEN’S BASKETBALL. You know, the team getting ready to set an all-time record for futility?

    “But we are a football school,” they chant.

    Well, then good luck with that in trying to hang that first Pac-12 South Division banner. Because it’s gonna look real nice up in the new Pauley Pavillion.

    And it’s got no asterisk on it, though you delusional fucks think it will or should. Haven’t you ever heard the term, “cheaters never win.”

    THAT IS WHY THERE WILL BE NO ASTERISK ON IT.

    Cheat On!

  13. @How Does – records mean NOTHING to us, WE look at the broader picture, and that being “UCLA, Pac-12 South Division Champions” – slice it, turn it, spin it, etc…facts are facts, and I googled to see who the Pac-12 South Division Champs are, and guess what???? is says “UCLA” and you know what??? I saw NO ASTERISK!!!

    So…SUCK IT!!! CHOKE ON IT!!! AND SWALLOW IT!! BITCH!!!

  14. The broader picture is that ucla football would be only marginally competitive in the lingerie football league.

  15. Haha. Does kind of put a damper on things when a nominal division championship occurs in the same season you suffer a 50-0 loss against your rival and make NCAA history as the only bowl team with 8 losses.

    Asterisk? We don’t need no stinking asterisk.

  16. @Jon, UCLA does not celebrate “Division Championships” if you’ve ever been to the UCLA campus, you will NEVER see banners or T-shirts with such garbage printed on them. At UCLA it’s all about NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS, 108 OF THEM!! more than any other college in the nation…hence the term “UCLA- Champions, Made Here”. T-shirts with “Division Champions” printed on them is for fukking losers who are not accostumed to winning anything in life.

    No damper whatsoever, the damper is for the condoms who won 10 games and they had to watch UCLA play in the Pac-12 conference championship and stay home again and jack off while everyone else with less wins were playing in Bowl games…why? because University of Stupid Cheaters SUCk!!

    Cheat On though!!

  17. Wait a minute. The same guy that re-posted “Pac-12 South Division Defending Champions” 30+ times is now claiming that UCLA does not celebrate division championships? What a bona fide moron.

  18. ROFLMFFFAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    “PAC-12 south division champs, bitch!”
    …”we don’t celebrate division championships”
    …apparently “Rockies” disagrees while BRuinSlob contradicts himself….
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa toooooooo hilarious

    Idiot on though!!

  19. “…f&%$ing losers who are not accostumed to winning anything in life.”

    And this coming from a dateless, unemployed, overweight individual that did not even attend ucla, yet extols its virtues. A person who has lied about having a dead wife, lied about having 3 kids, claims to be dating a 30 year old for 16.5 years, and worst of all, claims to be an ex-Marine.

    RuinBoob reminds me of what a former professor said to an entire class mid-semester. “Look around the room. If you can not spot the idiot, its you!”

    Boob – we’ve all spotted the idiot. You should stop looking.

  20. Pussy condoms, since when when does posting on a blog by a fan = the school hanging banners and printing t*shirts to celebrate a Division Title? You f*****g idiots. I’m sure all of you morons have been to UCLA at one time to tour the school (did you ever see a banner that was for a conference title?) thinking you were going to be admitted there, unfortunately for u dumbasses, USC was the best you could do. But hate on though! You only have 30 years left to pay off your student loans…but it’s okay though, it was the only school to accept your dumbasses.

    Debt On though!!!

  21. Pussy condoms, since when when does posting on a blog by a fan = the school hanging banners and printing t*shirts to celebrate a Division Title? You f*****g idiots. I’m sure all of you morons have been to UCLA at one time to tour the school (did you ever see a banner that was for a conference title?) thinking you were going to be admitted there, unfortunately for u dumbasses, USC was the best you could do. But hate on though! You only have 30 years left to pay off your student loans…but it’s okay though, it was the only school to accept your dumbasses.

    Debt On though!!!

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