Morning Buzz

Because it is early it seems like out-of-state recruits are already getting a lot of scholarship offers. Defensive tackle Derrick Calloway of Bradenton,Fla., is another example. Calloway is semi-local, however, because he started high school at Narbonne High in Harbor City, Calif.

22 thoughts on “Morning Buzz

  1. wolfman, is there anything you can’t do???

    not only are you a sweeeet scoopin’, Nabob smacking, AP votin’, Cheerleader cuddlin, soccer expert… but you are also a one-man Recruiting Service and guru!!!

    and we don’t have to pay $39.99 for Premium Access like at some other rip-off sites!! wolfman, for xmas i am getting you a “Damn, I’m Good!” license plate holder for your car!!!

  2. Ha! Players fighting with each other…what a “team”. Lol!
    This gives new meaning to the term jumping “higher”.

  3. While “basketball schools” prepare for March Madness, UCLA prepares for an SI story about how their program has fallen. It’s too bad they’re so nationally irrelevant that this might not even be news outside of LA.

    “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?”

  4. On this site, only partial minds like Scotts and Charlie Buckets understand what each other is saying, or in Scotts case why he even posts some of the shit he does.
    The worst SPORTS site on the net these days, thanks to the losers from fucla and Scotts lack of ambition. Gotta go. Fuck this stupid shit.

  5. @malachi chump: malachi, i’m sure there are lots of people whose work befuddles you. should Mozart stop writing music bacause you don’t appreciate it?? should Picasso stop painting?? did the Japanese sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor, before they bombed ’em??

    @steve “anger management” 49: take a page from the Bruins B-Ball handbook, bro, roll a fat one, have some donuts, and chiiiiill out!!!!!!

    gotta go!!!

  6. I did just that, and your response was just as expected. Very eloquent, but like Scott, saying little in many words. What happened to talking sports around here. I never get angry, waste of energy, at my age I need all I can get.

  7. Really? Do you not realize that Mozart and Picasso have stopped painting? Do you realize that everyone wanted Picasso to stop painting while he was alive? And how does one have dinner with a location?

  8. steve: any program has it’s malcom tents (normally it has to do with lack of playing time) however, Howland has kicked every one of the referenced players off the team or suspended them into line!!! if anything this article shows he doesn’t take no jibber jabber!!

    HEY-HEY!

    HO-HO!

    COACH BEN HOWLAND MUST NOT GO!!

    HEY-HEY!

    HO-HO!

    COACH BEN HOWLAND MUST NOT GO!!

  9. I think this guy has been taking the same stuff his basketball team does. He makes me laugh beacuse he is fat.

  10. Is Malcom Tents the new bruin recruit? The one who’s gonna save the day for the gutty little bruin football team? The one who’s gonna cover Woods, Lee, and Farmer simultaneously, whilst also getting pressure on Barkley?

    I’ve heard great things about that Tents kid.

  11. Just a little snippet from that SI story:

    “As focused on detail as Howland was, his players had the freedom to enjoy the perks of being a Bruin during UCLA’s run to the three consecutive Final Fours. There were nights out with current and former NBA players, television stars and models. One evening the partying started at the Beverly Hills mansion of a wealthy UCLA fan. The Bruins were then chauffeured in a Rolls-Royce to a West Hollywood club, where several players were ushered past a long line of people and given VIP treatment at a table in the back. Says one player, “We’d go back to the campus bars and students would say, ‘Where have you been?’ We’d be like, ‘If you only knew.’ ”

    I guess when USC does it, it’s the end of the world and the beginning of sanctions. When ucla does it, it’s just another Saturday night.

  12. ‘ruin fans: if 10 years ago someone told you that someday ucla football would be on the same level as ucla basketball, you would have been ecstatic.

    Now it’s just the ecstasy.

  13. For someone who purports to understand the English language, Mr. Wallin seems to not understand the term is malcontent, not Malcom Tent. Then again, perhaps he forgot which of his noms de guerre under which he was posting. Only his Son of Charlie Bucket account claims to have a command of the English language. He frequently forgets and uses his nonsensical Clubber Lang references while posting under ThaiMex. ThaiMex is the one who has sufficient difficulty with the English language that cannot spell the word Fight or the word Trojan. Using the word Malcom Tent would be more fitting under this nom de guerre.

    We expect better, Mr. Wallin.

  14. Just a thought about the marquee program for FUCLA “Atheltics”, shouldn’t the party at the Beverly Hills mansion and the chauffeured limo ride to a club in West Hollywood be considered an extra benefit to the Nazis who run the NCAA?
    If this was not that big of a deal, which I know the Clueless Cadre will be spouting off about in an hour or two, then why did FUCLA hire a crisis management firm to deal with this issue?

  15. Oh no what are the bruin fans going to do when they can’t call us cheaters anymore? Man now they have zero arguement… Damn it… Well then there are the few who will argue anyway without making sence we usualy refer to them as women but I guess what else would I expect and argument from a person who loves powder blue and hangs out in wee ho right?

  16. i find it fantastic that while some misguided Dummies have attempted to correct the Chucker Bucker on usage, others are unable to discern the difference between elementary word play and utter ignorance. i pity the fools!! regardless, i will not be dissuaded by such jibber jabber!! quite simply the Cadre is faster, better, whittier than any trOXan!!!

    as for this “bombshell” i am shocked, SHOCKED to learn that some teenagers threw elbows in practice and smoked some reefer!!! and they were all kicked off the team or went pro? yeah, it’s a blockbuster. the wolfman will straighten you Dummies out!!!

  17. Shouldn’t “elementary word play” contain some bit of wit? The best defense you have is that you actually understand the word but are hackneyed in your attempts to display wit. I think I’d rather be called mistaken than a witless hack.

    Repeating unfunny jokes over and over simply makes them less funny. You are the Larry the Cable Guy of this board, Mr. Wallin.

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