Football 101

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For the second straight year, Layla Kiffin is offering “Trojan Football 101 For Ladies.” As we pointed out last year, when former USC coach Larry Smith’s wife, Cheryl, started it more than 20 years ago, it was called Football For Women.
Good to see the regression to the 1950’s by Mrs. Kiffin or whoever coined the phrase. Maybe they asked Monte Kiffin. But the price is a very un-1950’s $200 per person. Information: (213) 740-4155.

12 thoughts on “Football 101

  1. Calling women “Ladies” is never out of style. This might explain something about Wolf’s lack of luck with the ladies.

  2. Who would waste their time with this garbage … Layme Kiffin about as dumb as her stupid husband

  3. Calling women “ladies” is not regression any more than calling gentlemen “dudes” is modern and sophisticated.

  4. What will you do when you get lonely
    No one is waiting by your side?
    You’ve been running and hiding much too long
    You know it’s just your foolish pride

    Layla, you got me on my knees
    Layla, I’m begging darlin’ please
    Layla, darling won’t you ease my worried mind?

    Tried to give you consolation
    Your old man let you down
    Like a fool, I fell in love with you
    You turned my whole world upside down

    Layla, you got me on my knees
    Layla, I’m begging darlin’ please
    Layla, darling won’t you ease my worried mind?

    Make the best of the situation
    Before I finally go insane
    Please don’t say we’ll never find a way
    Or tell me all my love’s in vain

    Layla, you got me on my knees
    Layla, I’m begging darlin’ please
    Layla, darling won’t you ease my worried mind?

    Layla, you got me on my knees
    Layla, I’m begging darlin’ please
    Layla, darling won’t you ease my worried mind?

  5. i think it’s a wonderful bit of charity for layla to offer advice to the ucla team.

  6. Bahahaha! “Slow hand,” very good G Man.

    Wolf never disappoints: The intellect of an intestinal parasite and the integrity of a baboon.

  7. Sorry, In-Sheep’s-clothing, there may be a lot of girls on the UCLA football team, but there are certainly no ladies…at least none now that the Weasel is gone.

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