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Here’s the cover of Sports Illustrated’s college footbal preview with Matt Barkley. The Trojans are ranked No. 2.

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  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    absolutely AMAZING the Pious Passer has NEVER led a comeack victory in three full seasons as a starter…even wild-eyed, scatter-armed Kevin Prince has led a number of comebacks for UCLA!!!

    will the Cadre be the only ones surprised when the Pious One fails to deliver???

    actually i doubt it…you trOXans know where this is going (chortle)

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    I myself lead the Memorial Middle School (Sioux Falls) “B” Team to a trilling come from behind victory over our arch rival Patrick Henry Middle School in 1955. A day that lives in the memory of all from South Dakota.

    When the Pious One comes through, I will certainly welcome him to the Comeback Victory Club.

    HAWR HAWR!!!

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    I myself lead the Memorial Middle School (Sioux Falls) “B” Team to a trilling come from behind victory over our arch rival Patrick Henry Middle School in 1955. A day that lives in the memory of all from South Dakota.

    When the Pious One comes through, I will certainly welcome him to the Comeback Victory Club.

    HAWR HAWR!!!

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    I myself lead the Memorial Middle School (Sioux Falls) “B” Team to a trilling come from behind victory over our arch rival Patrick Henry Middle School in 1955. A day that lives in the memory of all from South Dakota.

    When the Pious One comes through, I will certainly welcome him to the Comeback Victory Club.

    HAWR HAWR!!!

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    I myself lead the Memorial Middle School (Sioux Falls) “B” Team to a trilling come from behind victory over our arch rival Patrick Henry Middle School in 1955. A day that lives in the memory of all from South Dakota.

    When the Pious One comes through, I will certainly welcome him to the Comeback Victory Club.

    HAWR HAWR!!!

  • Bluerhino45

    Revenge of Charlie bucket… No one gives 2 shits about your speacial Olympic days. U always say the “pious passer” and other stupid phrases like u think it makes u look smarter or something… It really dosent, you should keep the nerd talk on your star trek message boards over there, we’re talkin about football here. Then you compare Matt Barkley to Kevin prince? The part time QB of the worst era in ucla football to the guy who brought USC out of the sanction era by being the heisman favorite and an all American. Ur really lame bro…and I don’t mean a little I mean you’re really really lame..

  • Trojanfan

    Bucket, please release the repeat botton, you fuckin idiot

    The dumpsters need cleaning out, the free meal ticket has expired

    PS…cumback!…that’s what bruinrob called it when you temporarily lost sight in one eye

  • NJ Trojan

    So, if Barkley is on the cover but SI picked Alabama, which team is cursed?

  • You say timeout, I say touchdown!

    Why do I keep hearing this myth about Matt Barkley never leading a comeback??? If you’re going to talk smack at least have your facts, know your history, and stop lying.

    As a 19-year old freshmen, Barkley led a desperate fourth quarter rally with 100,000 buckeyes screaming at him…

    “So there he stood smiling in the huddle in the fourth quarter Saturday night, the Trojans down 15-10 with just over seven minutes left, the USC offense backed to its own 14…

    All it took was one key pass after another. A 21-yarder on third down to Joe McKnight, a 26-yarder on first down to Anthony McCoy, a third down eight-yarder to Damian Williams.

    Plus two quarterback sneaks on fourth and third down to keep the drive alive.”

    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/columnist/lopresti/2009-09-13-southern-cal-barkley_N.htm

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    As a 14 year old 6th grader, I clocked a WR coming over the middle causing a fumble. Recovered the fumble, ran over the official and scored a TD. I ran 117 yards on 12 carries and scored the winning TD from 18 yards out with 16 seconds to play!!!

    Top THAT Pious One… a Cadre membership is awaiting

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    As a 14 year old 6th grader, I clocked a WR coming over the middle causing a fumble. Recovered the fumble, ran over the official and scored a TD. I ran 117 yards on 12 carries and scored the winning TD from 18 yards out with 16 seconds to play!!!

    Top THAT Pious One… a Cadre membership is awaiting

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    As a 14 year old 6th grader, I clocked a WR coming over the middle causing a fumble. Recovered the fumble, ran over the official and scored a TD. I ran 117 yards on 12 carries and scored the winning TD from 18 yards out with 16 seconds to play!!!

    Top THAT Pious One… a Cadre membership is awaiting

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    As a 14 year old 6th grader, I clocked a WR coming over the middle causing a fumble. Recovered the fumble, ran over the official and scored a TD. I ran 117 yards on 12 carries and scored the winning TD from 18 yards out with 16 seconds to play!!!

    Top THAT Pious One… a Cadre membership is awaiting

  • Dirk Diggler

    Bucket…how can you lead a comeback when you’re already ahead?

  • W.E.B. Dupree

    Bucket, you were 14 years old in the 6th grade? Now some things are coming into focus.

    Standing next to those 12-year-olds, you probably looked like Andy Reid in this infamous footage from his adolescence…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4gNFL2upZE

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    DUMB Diggler

    scored the winning TD from 18 yards out with 16 seconds to play!!!

    That typically means our team was behind…

    good insight DUMMIE (chortle)
    HAWR HAWR!!!

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    DUMB Diggler

    scored the winning TD from 18 yards out with 16 seconds to play!!!

    That typically means our team was behind…

    good insight DUMMIE (chortle)
    HAWR HAWR!!!

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    DUMB Diggler

    scored the winning TD from 18 yards out with 16 seconds to play!!!

    That typically means our team was behind…

    good insight DUMMIE (chortle)
    HAWR HAWR!!!

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    DUMB Diggler

    scored the winning TD from 18 yards out with 16 seconds to play!!!

    That typically means our team was behind…

    good insight DUMMIE (chortle)
    HAWR HAWR!!!

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    ALL the 14 year olds were in the 6th grade at my school. Some were even 15. We rode in the nice bus with nice helmets and ate popcicles whenever we wanted. Bill was our bus driver. He was our football coach and he gave us special help with our homework. He’s a special friend.

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    ALL the 14 year olds were in the 6th grade at my school. Some were even 15. We rode in the nice bus with nice helmets and ate popcicles whenever we wanted. Bill was our bus driver. He was our football coach and he gave us special help with our homework. He’s a special friend.

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    ALL the 14 year olds were in the 6th grade at my school. Some were even 15. We rode in the nice bus with nice helmets and ate popcicles whenever we wanted. Bill was our bus driver. He was our football coach and he gave us special help with our homework. He’s a special friend.

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    ALL the 14 year olds were in the 6th grade at my school. Some were even 15. We rode in the nice bus with nice helmets and ate popcicles whenever we wanted. Bill was our bus driver. He was our football coach and he gave us special help with our homework. He’s a special friend.

  • LAWYER JOHN

    Barks on the cover of SI is good publicity for SC. Keep the great quarterbacks and linemen lined up to become Trojans

    I note the other SC, South Carolina, at No. 7. Spurrier has earned his spurs; he was expected to win at Florida with that talent-pool, but at So. Car. he can now go down in history.

  • Dirk Diggler

    Bucket, you are immature..this coming from a guy who chose the nickname “Dirk Diggler.” Do you understand what a douche that makes YOU appear?. btw, SC was 10-2 last year. How many come from behind opportunities does that leave?

  • Jethro G. Sabbath

    Bucket,

    Is this what you must do now to get the attention you so desperately crave?

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    An occasional public lap dances in WeHo with my bestie Bill aka Belle is the BEST

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    An occasional public lap dances in WeHo with my bestie Bill aka Belle is the BEST

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    An occasional public lap dances in WeHo with my bestie Bill aka Belle is the BEST

  • Revenge of Charlie Bucket

    An occasional public lap dances in WeHo with my bestie Bill aka Belle is the BEST

  • Trojanfan

    Bucket you fuckin idiot, this big boy football not Pop Warner

    Bucket was so undersized at the ripe age of 14 that his mom would only let him play with the 6th graders

  • W.E.B. Dupree

    At first I thought someone had hacked Bucket’s account, but they must have hacked his brain or even… his very soul.

  • LovetheCapper

    You igits lay off of Bucket, he has more class than you lops will ever know.

    As for me, I have come to grips with the fact my sweet lover Mono is banned forwever. So I am nominating TroganFan as my new “Brokeback buddy”.

    NOBS knows how to get what he wants ;)

    And don’t play shy with me, TrojanFan, I read you lurid account of how you got turned out by the Cadre under the peristyles! Just relax and let Nubsie take you to paradise.

  • Trojanfan

    NOBS: it is an honor to be singled out by my hero to be his butt-buddy! And don’t worry about taking it easy on me, I like it rough!

    I’ll make you forget all about that piece of crap Mono, he never appreciated you…sweet lover.

    Uh oh, my butt is feeling all tingly!!

  • Trojanfan

    Thank you, I’m sooooo flattered

  • Trojanfan

    Bucket, you are one classless act, posting your true feelings for NOBS under my user name

    He’s all yours

  • W.E.B. Dupree

    Man what is going on around here? Are we all potential targets of such juvenile pranks?

  • ThaiMex

    Trojanfan is a NUBSIE fan? That’s not so queer, since, Birds of a feather just seem to fit together. You boys make such a sweet couple. Don’t worry T.F., nubsie will expand that “single car garage” into one big moist parking structure in no time!
    fit on torgan!

  • Jethro G. Sabbath

    More cries for help. Is this what this blog has devolved into? I do agree that TF and NOBS make a cute couple….a cute couple of turds.

    Scott, without decent blog security this blog has fallen into chaos, Nabob posing as Cadre! Dogs and Cats, living together!

  • Sam GiIbert

    I am afraid I like the faux TrojanFan and NOBS more than the real ones. They seem…..smarter, than the real ones. They’re still both Gay as a box of birds, just smarter.

  • LovetheCapper

    Always fun to get someone to copy my handle. hahaha

    Bean, I didn’t think you were that smart. Congrats.

  • USC Owns the Rose BowI

    NOBS this isn’t your personal gay dating site you degenerate. The only thing I can say for you, is you are more butch than TrojanFan. He still has that dress the Cadre gave him…eeyeeeeeew.

  • LovetheCapper

    Owns, I think you’re drinking too much Ensure.

  • W.E.B. Dupree

    Looks like ThaiMex was up all night conversing with himself on this blog Norman Bates-style.

  • in sheep’s clothing

    imagine how confused a new reader would be by reading each of the comments under this post. more-double agents and misdirection than in any mission impossible or bond film.

  • Jethro G. Sabbath

    Bucket,

    I was going to say that your recent behavior is reminiscent of Joe Namath’s sad attempt at a comeback with the L.A. Rams but that would imply that you had actually accomplished something before. I think a better analogy would be Ryan Leaf with the Cowboys. The early career was a failure of monumental proportions and this desperate attempt to prolong it is embarrassing, even to your critics.
    It will all be over soon.