Jones Out

USC point guard Maurice Jones will miss the season because he is academically ineligible, the school announced tonight.

2 thoughts on “Jones Out

  1. Mercy Fuck!ing NURSE! You know what this means…don’t you? It means EQUALING LAST SEASONS 1 WIN, In Conference record, is within reach! Nubsie, mono,…one of you idiots….get in touch with the printers. This years BANNER (hanging next to the CURTAINS) is gonna look swell!
    (Between Jailbirds being released early and allowed to join the Football team immediately, and PLAYA’S being declared academically ineligible, and NEW NCAA VIOLATIONS…it’s no wonder you guys are all arrogant!)
    fit on Torgan

  2. It’s football season?

    UCLA scores 72-yard TD on first play of season?
    USC scored 75-yard TD on first play of the season.

    50-0

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