Pick The Score

Time to make a prediction for tonight’s game. Can Utah match the Trojans’ offense? Is the Utes’ secondary too porous to handle Marqise Lee and Robert Woods? I’ll take USC, 28-17.

21 thoughts on “Pick The Score

  1. USC 45
    Utah 22

    Utah gets a late TD and FG against the scrubs. MB7 throws for 4 TDs, 340 yards. Woods and Lee each over 150 yards receiving. Redd and McNeil each rush for 100. Wittek throws for 150 yards. Grimble and Telfort each with 80 yards receiving.

    CLFK has several key players fake injuries in 3rd and 4th quarter in effort to disrupt Sark’s game preparation next week. 7 of top 10 AP teams lose. Stanford drops 70 on Arizona. USC ranked #4, behind Oregon, Notre Dame, and Oregon State. College football analysts compare this victory to last night’s Presidential debate.

  2. NCAA: 2
    Souzern Cal: 0

    AH! AH! AH!

    I vant to sent a “shout out” to zee LA County Assesor’s Office for sendink all uf Shcott Schenter’s e-mails to zee NCAA in sush a timely manner!!

    I sink vun of zee e-mails haz attacht a receipt for un plane ticket purchsed for “Joe McNight”….hmmm I vas vonderink if zis is zee same Joe McNight from zee Trojinks???

    AH! AH! AH!

  3. USC 1758163084765089123876123875402345
    Utah 6

    Utah’s only points come when they return a punt for a touchdown, but we block the extra point CUZ WE GOT SWAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Meanwhile Obama cures cancer with Romney’s tears, and Charlie Bucket makes a remake of the remake of Charlie and Chocolate Factory called Charlie and the Islam Factory. This incites a riot in the middle east, with Al Queda announcing a fatwa on Bucket. Overridden with guilt and disgrace, Bucket kills himself by ramming dynamite up his asshole, hugging the Bruin Bear, and lighting the fuse. After the explosion, authorities find that UCLA was hiding child pornography inside the bear; the university is shut down and the Westwood economy collapses and the town itself plummets into the hellish core of the earth after a terrible earthquake. And all was well in los angeles.

  4. Whoever wins the lines of scrimmage will win the game as will most games. And the bigger the game, the more important it is about the lines of scrimmage, Kiffin!

  5. It will be much like last night’s debate. USC will dominate all aspects of the game, just like Romney dominated all aspects of the debate.

  6. Sorry my Trojan buddies, but your team resembles a Bully that has just been punched right on the nose and no longer feels like a world beater, but rather is avoiding any confrontations, starting with your coach, Barkley, Woods, etc. etc. sorry. :'(

    Utah 24
    USC 21

  7. According to bruinrob we’re either bullies or babies, with no middle ground in between, regardless of what we do. Only a Sith deals in absolutes…

    Also, seriously, your grammar is insanely embarrassing.

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