Sun Bowl Highlight

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USC players get their their bowl gifts tonight, including the “Helen of Troy hairdryer.” Other gifts are a Timely watch, Majestic fleece, Top of the World cap and coin.

The players agreed that last night’s visit from a hypnotist was the best part of the week as he got players and staff from both teams to do things without realizing why.

“The hypnotist was probably the best part (of the Sun Bowl),” linebacker Tony Burnett said.

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  • The Monopoly Is Over Here 2.0

    Man, the only players I saw hypnotized were the gutties against, wait for it…… Bbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylllllllllllloooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

    • TrojanFan

      Let me get in on this

      Bbbbaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyllllllllllllooooooorrrrrrrr

      I feel so alive!

    • Spedjones

      It’s finally happened! Trogan fans now more concerned with UCLA than SC! Lol!

  • ThaiMex

    just a little house keeping…..

    Chucker…why no mention of the Gift Bags also containing TWO passes to next weeks Preferred PLUS Gals night @ C.C. Hqtrs.?

    With all the SUCks IDIOTS screwing up in El Paso, ..Has everyone forgotten that YESTERDAY U is currently on their own little 2 game losing streak (also an UNIMPRESSIVE 1 win in their last FIVE games), and with a loss to Georgia Tech its Bingo, Bango, Bongo…..THREE GAME LOSING STREAK to end the season! Yea Baby! How in the world does LIMBO U go 1 & 5 to finish the season? (I admit, it isn’t 4 & 8…IT’S EVEN BETTER!!!!!!). There’s always HOPE that the 1-5 finish, is JUST setting the table for next years G-R-E-A-T 4-8!!!!!!

    1 & 5….Feels soooo ALIVE!!!!!
    fit on all you torgans out there!

    • betomas

      Straight up mean, mean spirited…not all true though.

      • ThaiMex

        O.K….I gotta come clean…you’re right….it’s not all true…Chucker instructed to Bowl Committee to stuff the gift bags with ONLY 1 Preferred Plus pass. Chucker has noticed that most of the SUCks football players have PREFERRED PLUS types as Girlfriends (BBW) already. He gets a little jealous when he’s not getting ALL THE ATTENTION! All the other stuff is TRUE….especially the part about SUCks 1-4 Record over the last five games. ONE & FIVE????, sakes alive!
        fit on to all my torgan buddies!
        SUCks # 1 in the PRE-SEASON (ask Goat Boy)!
        fit on!

        • TrojanFan

          Please explain the ass whipping, we’re all open ears

          • ThaiMex

            Its taken me a while, and now it’s just so clear (your homophobia and bizarre sexual innuendo)….You spent your FORMATIVE YEARS at Juvenile Hall didn’t you?

            fit on torgan

          • TrojanFan

            What is it bucket, words can’t describe the effort?

            I see you have the winter collection of jockstraps on display, and boy are they nasty!

            0 & 3…out scored 111 to 60

            I feel so alive!

          • TrojanFan

            …….thoughts of the peristyle are coming back to haunt you…ouch!

            I really fell alive!

            PS… looks like Santa had you on the naughty list, I feel sorry for your daughter

          • http://twitter.com/FatBooster Joe Blow

            Better than the IE.

    • TrojanFan

      Hey bucket, you’re a pathetic piece of shit….The limp has gotten REALLY BAD, the eye patch now has a white stain on it and the baby blue sweater looks sooooo bad your homeless neighbor wouldn’t even take it

      0 & 3….Feels soooo ALIVE!!!!

      Out scored 111 to 60

    • http://twitter.com/FatBooster Joe Blow

      49-26

  • http://www.facebook.com/BoscoH Brad Hutchings

    I thought it was cool how he got CLFK to put down his play chart and tell Wittek to just toss one somewhere near the end zone. Sadly, Marqis Lee was flapping his wings and making rhinoceros noises.